A Nigerian political scholar who happens to be an aide to the ignoble Gov. Ayo Fayose of Ekiti, 'Lere Olayinka, has developed and proved a new mathematical law.

The law which is now known as the "Lere Theorem of Definite Conclusion", had eluded many erudite scholars in the field. However, Ekiti State being the fountain of knowledge, Mr Lere found it easy to arrive at a conclusion many never thought was brilliant enough to be defended.

Lere said, "it is all in the mind, you just remain fixated with the definite conclusion you intend to arrive at, put the numbers together and perform mathematical operations and induction. Indeed it takes a bold mind to solve this puzzle. Brilliance is really not needed for this law to work, infact, I would suggest that it be discarded"

Lere put this new theorem to test.

"Imagine if I want to conclude that a certain man from Daura callled Muhammadu aged 73, was married to Aisha aged 45 from Adamawa when she was only 13yrs old.

73 - 45 = 32 (conventional maths is 28), Lere Theorem 1.

Then we subtract any higher number from the above answer that can give us the desired number.
Fortunately, we can use the same number 45 already used above to achieve this.

45 - 32 = 13 (logic of this operation not defined in conventional maths), Lere Theorem 2."

When prodded further on how this new theories were validly tested and passed as laws, he had this to say.

"The power of wild imagination is all about being mischievously creative. Like imagination TV, you have to do all that is necessary to sell your dummy as the real deal.
The theorem of definite conclusions has come to stay, and I take full credits for it. It is the result of creative thinking."

Mr Lere also made it known that he will be attending the Conference of Creative Political Mathematics, holding at the train station in central Beijing, China. As he put it, "I am very eager to mount the podium and catch everyone's attention".

We wish Mr Lere the very best.

Lolz...kai...kai...man!

Maybe Fayose will be the one snapping the pictures this time, while Lere poses at the podium.

LoL!

It can happen to anybody... He was so blinded by d need to impress his paymaster

StOla:
A Nigerian political scholar who happens to be an aide to the ignoble Gov. Ayo Fayose of Ekiti, 'Lere Olayinka, has developed and proved a new mathematical law.

The law which is now known as the "Lere Theorem of Definite Conclusion", had eluded many erudite scholars in the field. However, Ekiti State being the fountain of knowledge, Mr Lere found it easy to arrive at a conclusion many never thought was brilliant enough to be defended.

Lere said, "it is all in the mind, you just remain fixated with the definite conclusion you intend to arrive at, put the numbers together and perform mathematical operations and induction. Indeed it takes a bold mind to solve this puzzle. Brilliance is really not needed for this law to work, infact, I would suggest that it be discarded"

Lere put this new theorem to test.

"Imagine if I want to conclude that a certain man from Daura callled Muhammadu aged 73, was married to Aisha aged 45 from Adamawa when she was only 13yrs old.

73 - 45 = 32 (conventional maths is 28), Lere Theorem 1.

Then we subtract any higher number from the above answer that can give us the desired number.
Fortunately, we can use the same number 45 already used above to achieve this.

45 - 32 = 13 (logic of this operation not defined in conventional maths), Lere Theorem 2."

When prodded further on how this new theories were validly tested and passed as laws, he had this to say.

"The power of wild imagination is all about being mischievously creative. Like imagination TV, you have to do all that is necessary to sell your dummy as the real deal.
The theorem of definite conclusions has come to stay, and I take full credits for it. It is the result of creative thinking."

Mr Lere also made it known that he will be attending the Conference of Creative Political Mathematics, holding at the train station in central Beijing, China. As he put it, "I am very eager to mount the podium and catch everyone's attention".

We wish Mr Lere the very best.

No be small thing. Lere's theorem

theV0ice:




No be small thing. Lere's theorem

Won't you wish Mr 'Lere Olayinka the very best as he brings glory to Nigeria?

StOla:


Won't you wish Mr 'Lere Olayinka the very best as he brings glory to Nigeria?

Oya more ink to his pen o and confusion to his brain

OP you got me laughing raucously in the office. Very funny. That's what happens when hatred covers logic. Unfortunately, the blind haters of this administration employ the same terrible sense of logic.

Learning from his great mentor who also mounted a Chinese podium addressing uninterested delegates otherwise known as passengers.