Penisinpenisout:
I will only serve that sentence if i will be locked up in a female prison.
For safety reasons.

I laughed so hard

AlexCk:

If we both spend it together in the same cell, i can oblige.

badt guy. Steady GONKING things

stupidity:
badt guy. Steady GONKING things

Lol, that's a no-brainer na

na me send her work

I can only do dat if m sure she is really crazy inluv with me

Merlissa:



GIRLFRIEND

Unfortunately I can't do it for just a wife, she must be the mother of my child /children, hence girl friend is a NO NO for me

[color=#000099]I CAN DO MUCH MORE FOR THE ONE DAT SHARES HER HEART AND LIFE WITH ME. YEAH!! ...BUT IT DOESNT MAKE ME A SUCKER!

AsmauDanjuma:
You people romanticize everything. The idea behind the penitentiary system is to reform the individual, so what sense is there in denying her the opportunity to become a model citizen?
Having said that, would you advise your brother to go to jail for his girlfriend?

I tire Oooh.

Though, nobody wishes for this.
But if per adventure it happens. D only thing that I can bet my life for is Checking on her regularly with great meal and beverages.

I bet, No guy will ever serve a dime for a girlfriend (not even a legal wife).

MODIFIED:

In a badboy way: serve wetin? If I hear? If her other boyfriends can't come to her rescue, so why me oOh (like D banj)?

But I assure her one thing, I go always visit weneva Konji dey hammer me.

Who send u go commit? If na me shey she go come rescue?
Person wey go carry my food go dey give anoda guy outisde.

Merlissa:



You fit give am belle before you enter

Dat one na d worst.
So make somebody else (anoda man) dey top am (d pregnancy) for me abi?

D best is to leave her plain, so dat alarm go blow wen touched.

And by there, why would I server for her self.

Lai Lai, ova my dead and living body.


*jst to wat u said ni Ooh. No strings attached*


Av a nice day

cruzita:



who will bell the cat?

You kitty kat can do it sweetie

Maxi112:
I will gladly do it if truly i love her without a side chic






I can.

Waooooow! This man u ar so Honest. I applaud u 4 dat.

If everyman be like u, dis world go b a peaceful one.

*go suffer for anoda man's kitt kat*

Gflat:


This comment wouldn't get you a girl on nairaland bro.

Hahah hahaha hahaha

U na detective Oooh