1. You, trying to find a place to actually park your car.

2. When you enter computer village and suddenly become a “fine boy” and “fine girl”.
Nobody is ugly .

3. How the agberos see you when you enter computer village smiling:

4. You, walking through computer village like: The struggle.

5. When you realize the sun at computer village is different from the sun everywhere else.
The heat is not smiling.

6. When someone grabs you for “your pink lips, your piercing, your tattoos!”
You're like "are you mad"

7. When people start rushing you with “you wan buy, you wan sell?” Just leave me biko

Following you bumber to bumber

Following you bumber to bumber

8. When someone tells you their shop is “just there” but you’ve been walking for 30 minutes.
Kuku kill me.

9. When you touch your pocket and you can’t feel your phone again. Chineke

10. When you bring out your money to try and count it. Hay God!

11. When they go to the back of the shop to “pack” the phone you just tested.
That’s how they will pack fufu inside phone case for you.

12. When you buy an iPhone from one of the agberos at the gate. Oshey iPhone by Nokia.

13. When you take your device to fix one problem and leave with three new ones.
See my life.

14. When you come back to your car and see hawkers selling shoes on top your bonnet.
Hian! From where to where?

topeontop:
8. When someone tells you their shop is “just there” but you’ve been walking for 30 minutes.
Kuku kill me.

very true

topeontop:
11. When they go to the back of the shop to “pack” the phone you just tested.
That’s how they will pack fufu inside phone case for you.

lol

Or Eba, whichever one you like more.

When u end up buying "packed fufu' as iPhone 6 with your nairaBet money u have been saving for years

when you buy iphone 6 for 30k

Lalasticlala come ooo, food is ready !!

ANIEXTY:
Lalasticlala come ooo, food is ready !!

that guy they vex me I don mean am

Hahahahuhuhugagagagaga! Computer villa boys nor gree shine teeth, these niqqas go wash your head finish come dey brag on top your own vexation say "onyeara na oligina we give you, you don go change am okwaya?".

"ogbeni this your laptop no good before" (so e good i carry am cum give you repair? chai)..

Don't even threaten them with police cause they'd say "wokem iwu onyeara make we go nor be porice?", brother don't go further cause na you go lose, if you be benin boy and that STRONG village winch dey ontop the matter dem fit even go lock you up.. hehe

Best tip don't ever follow them to police cause na u go still lose instead you sef mad show dem say "chin-chin" sef dey your head na dem go tell you "egbon fara bale shebi bisiness lan she". hehehe

Samething in alaba. Lasgidi rugged but we like am!

the most busiest place for computer village is that rail way. If you reach there anything can happen to your pocket

Perfectdanny:
Following you bumber to bumber

It's bumper to bumper..

Lol

iamdotune:
that guy they vex me I don mean am

Lmao