This is uber+hilarious

Lovexme:
There are always long queues at ATM stands

Correct!

og2711:


It's bumper to bumper..

its actually bomber to bomber

topeontop:
14. When you come back to your car and see hawkers selling shoes on top your bonnet.
Hian! From where to where?

abeg I no fit laugh

comments don plenty reach like this!!!!

Hahaha!! Still wondering between Alaba and Computer Village, which one is better.

Naso my ppl o. Whn dem do me ah i carry police go, na so my Money take waka o

topeontop:
12. When you buy an iPhone from one of the agberos at the gate.
Oshey iPhone by Nokia.

Soo correct

Na the phone own i can relate to cos them on collect my phone and i no even know until i don enter bus reach mile 2.

Same with Balogun and katangoa.
You go waka tire

topeontop:
8. When someone tells you their shop is “just there” but you’ve been walking for 30 minutes.
Kuku kill me.

topeontop:
6. When someone grabs you for “your pink lips, your piercing, your tattoos!”
You're like "are you mad"

I swear na dis 1 tire me pass ooo,dem no dey use eye see young boi, na 2 dey follow up nd down like dis..ur pink lips here, dem want turn all d whole guys 2 ladies, wey all of dem Don turn oyibo finish

Perfecttouch:
those useless boys hen, under ikeja bridge na so one of them hold me say bros clear ur dark spot and pimples sharp sharp and that time, gravel and sharp sand smooth pass my face na so I follow am o.he come rub one thing for my leave am for like 30minutes. Later he started peeling it off and the thing was peeling of like a snake trying to shed it's skin. After evry evry sha he collect 3k come give me the remaining stuff. Una no go believe say na 250 naira I see that thing buy when he finish.

wet in be the name of d stuff bro

waxxydude:
Sister even that 'correct guy' still has some "small small" fraud in him .

Experience's just the thing.

abio ooo

Blossom023:

Lmao

any small thing, lmao

topeontop:
10. When you bring out your money to try and count it.
Hay God!

topeontop:
14. When you come back to your car and see hawkers selling shoes on top your bonnet.
Hian! From where to where?

Ayaf laugh tire..
You guys won't kee me with laughter...

TaiKuun:
any small thing, lmao

Is it disturbing you?

Blossom023:

Is it disturbing you?

yes, a lot

like seriously, this computer village of a thing ..seh na only 419 pple dey dere? if I go dere one day, I go show dem say I get brain pass

WarRLaY:
wet in be the name of d stuff bro

face2face

topeontop:
1. You, trying to find a place to actually park your car.

There is a car park beside awolowo house,unless u are looking for a free parking space which would take u ages to find...

Perfectdanny:
Following you bumber to bumber

helo dear

sweetheart01:

helo dear

Hi

when you ask for acatel battery and they tell u wait make i go bring am come frm my other shop

When igbo guy we they sell montor screen they call screen ------- scream



When pis catch u they look 4 bank up and down

Perfectdanny:


Hi

lol...love your set of teeth tho!


pls dear I just wanna seek for your support in this ongoing miss nairaland contest...pls help vote for refiner on Saturday...that's the finals!

your vote will be greatly appreciated.. biko!

I've never been there but all the yarn dey make me wan go.

But if I go sha I go out my wallet between my wetincall and nutsack (guys go sabi) any mofo wey steal am can keep am because that one fit be a broad day killer.

And the fone wey I buy I go dey use am talk as I'm paying. No, chucks, never mind I no need the wrapper and box,

Na so I go walk comot while on call. If the phone come turn to eba or soap that one be say I go believe in juju.

og2711:

It's bumper to bumper..

It's bumper to fender

same thing in all the electronic markets in Nigeria, why is it that way?

sweetheart01:


lol...love your set of teeth tho!


pls dear I just wanna seek for your support in this ongoing miss nairaland contest...pls help vote for refiner on Saturday...that's the finals!

your vote will be greatly appreciated.. biko!

sisi mi, you're wicked. u just killed the bro's morale. bro, u see ur life, just "hello dear" , u don dey show teeth.

topeontop:
sisi mi, you're wicked. u just killed the bro's morale. bro, u see ur life, just "hello dear" , u don dey show teeth.

Hope you are rooting for me on Saturday...

topeontop:
sisi mi, you're wicked. u just killed the bro's morale. bro, u see ur life, just "hello dear" , u don dey show teeth.

Bobo...

Hope you gat my back..

karleone:


It's bumper to fender

Hi Sir... AM LOyal