When is Mr Nairaland coming up and what are the criteria for contesting!

golor:
When is Mr Nairaland coming up and what are the criteria for contesting!

just look at my signature

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Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers wen u were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him?

That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need thunder to fire him?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb?

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illmatic101:
THUNDER FOR SALE!!!

how much do I have to pay....
I need a small thunder for one mod that banned me for four months.....

Golor, Great Tuskite!!!

iamkingzlee:
Golor, Great Tuskite!!!

Re you a student of the prestigious uniuyo?

golor:




Re you a student of the prestigious uniuyo?

yes boss. Do well to support a friend

iamkingzlee:
yes boss. Do well to support a friend

Am a contestant...

golor:




Am a contestant...

oh really?? I wish you luck, boss!