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Are you a professional If not you're threading very steep and slippery corners

No, No, No, No & anoda big N.O.

why?

U massaged a simple foot and got a Rock sized Hard-On for Petes sake!
Damn, she's now family for God's sake or wtf are u on?!

There's nowhere any hardon's coming near me around my Bros wifeys. That wld be some repellant-@$$ type shytt right there. Wldnt be able to come at her even if she was the Nikki Minaj or Gabrielle Union of this known universe [so says da Bro Code].

Go get some chill; while ur at it, borrow a copy of the Bro Code and get ur mind on breaks. Stop thinking abt the possibility of u & dat lady ever doing any issh ever at all in dis life.

Repeat after "I Mustn't ever Purk my Bro's wifey!

That'$ the way to go; that's ur new anthem & prayer point till u gtf out of dat as apartment soonest.
Now Bless you my son
Go to sleep already, it's past ur bedtime.

NB
U space bookers above me, ur rent is overdue, com begin pay o