I WANT TO BECOME THE NEXT
NIGERIA'S
PRESIDENT,
My13 points agenda
1. I am going to make sure
any guy or girl who breaks each others
heart will spend
20years in jail.
2. No man is entitled to
more than
one wife. 3. Any guy without 6 packs
or any girl
without figure 8 will have to
relocate to
Iran or Iraq for survival...
4. No work on Mondays 5. You must not have more
than 2kids..
6. If U are married and ain't
paying
attention to your wife or husband,
you will be jailed until you change.
7.Every cheating man or
woman
must be kept in a zoo for 2months.
8. No sex until U seek
permission from
your local Govt. chairman. 9. ANDRIOD phone will be sold at the rate of 1k-2k.10.NTA will change their borin tune. 11.ATM machine will be dispense #200. 12.Free browsing for a month after i win election. 13.Every citizen must be a fan of Nigeria local legeaue, notinz like arsenal,chelsea,manu,man c,liverpool,baker or mad real again,but 3 fc,kano pillar,etc. I hope u will vote ME

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