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17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:14pm On Jun 28, 2016
1. “ALL STAND GREET!” The pain you feel when that annoying teacher enters the class.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:16pm On Jun 28, 2016
2. “What was the last thing I said?” You always get asked this when you weren’t paying any attention.

Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by ddaammyy(f): 4:18pm On Jun 28, 2016
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:20pm On Jun 28, 2016
3. “Everyone tear out a sheet of paper.” When a test you didn’t plan for is about to go down.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:22pm On Jun 28, 2016
4. “You have just 10 minutes more.” When you haven’t even finished answering half the questions.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:28pm On Jun 28, 2016
5. “PENS UP!” When you know you’ve already failed.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:31pm On Jun 28, 2016
6. “Results are out.” When this sentence puts the fear of God in you.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:34pm On Jun 28, 2016
7. “I’ll be calling out your scores.” When you know the whole class will see your shame.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:35pm On Jun 28, 2016
8. “All of you kneel down there.” When you get dragged into group punishment that doesn’t concern you.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by DVMtuppence(m): 4:42pm On Jun 28, 2016
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:42pm On Jun 28, 2016
9. “Everybody move out for prep.”

Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:44pm On Jun 28, 2016
10. “The principal is calling you.” The scariest thing you could ever hear.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:45pm On Jun 28, 2016
11. “LAST JUNIOR!” When a senior shouts this and you just run for your life.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:47pm On Jun 28, 2016
12. “When is your next free period?” When a teacher wants to use style to steal your free period.

Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:49pm On Jun 28, 2016
13. “Just give me 5 minutes out of your break time.” When your class is still stuck and you can see everyone else outside.

Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:51pm On Jun 28, 2016
14. “Please one spoon/one base.” When your friend won’t just allow you drink your garri in peace.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:53pm On Jun 28, 2016
15. “Come and collect it at the end of the term.” What you hear when contraband gets seized.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:55pm On Jun 28, 2016
16. “Everyone bring out your notes.” When you hear this when your note isn’t complete.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by topeontop(m): 4:57pm On Jun 28, 2016
When you hear this when your note isn’t complete. That moment you get sent to the land of no return.

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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Chrisrare: 5:22pm On Jun 28, 2016
Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by waxxydude: 7:26pm On Jun 28, 2016
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by donholy28(m): 11:44am On Jun 29, 2016
What was the last thing i said? The teacher always says this with one kind eye

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