1. “ALL STAND GREET!”
The pain you feel when that annoying teacher enters the class.

2. “What was the last thing I said?”
You always get asked this when you weren’t paying any attention.

3. “Everyone tear out a sheet of paper.”


When a test you didn’t plan for is about to go down.

4. “You have just 10 minutes more.”
When you haven’t even finished answering half the questions.

5. “PENS UP!”


When you know you’ve already failed.

Lol... All stand! .... Especially that crazy time u were gisting with palz and that crazy boring math teacher shows up and u av not done his assignment.

6. “Results are out.”
When this sentence puts the fear of God in you.

7. “I’ll be calling out your scores.”

When you know the whole class will see your shame.

8. “All of you kneel down there.”

When you get dragged into group punishment that doesn’t concern you.

9. “Everybody move out for prep.”

The absolute worst.

10. “The principal is calling you.”

The scariest thing you could ever hear.

you don try.....shey make we both waka go frontpage?

11. “LAST JUNIOR!”

When a senior shouts this and you just run for your life.

12. “When is your next free period?”

When a teacher wants to use style to steal your free period.

13. “Just give me 5 minutes out of your break time.”

When your class is still stuck and you can see everyone else outside.

14. “Please one spoon/one base.”

When your friend won’t just allow you drink your garri in peace.

15. “Come and collect it at the end of the term.”

What you hear when contraband gets seized.

16. “Everyone bring out your notes.”

When you hear this when your note isn’t complete.

17. “Go and wait for me in my staff room.”

That moment you get sent to the land of no return.

Op no kill me with laugh......




*Who is with my PEN.....

Everyday for person dey always find PEN...{Class na who carry my pen from my Locker}...

Secondary school was fun..

Alpharezz:
14. “Please one spoon/one base.”

When your friend won’t just allow you drink your garri in peace.

I had a policy then, no external spoon allowed wen you come for a spade..

hehe

But where is lalasticlacla Okechukwu sef?

Lmao

I hate school

lmao..op..so true..those base carriers ehn..anyway na sampaming sure pass



no matter how innocent once you get called to disciplinary committee....no coming out free...maybe expulsion..suspension..or labour

d way i alws laff wen ah remember my sec skul daez thou...miss duz daez...public skul swit die