Arya: What is the name of the governor of Abia state?

Governor X and former Governor Y: A governor is no one.

Arya: If a governor says his name, a governor will retain his seat?

Gov. X and former Gov. Y: A governor has no name.

Arya: If a governor says his name, a governor will be given 4 certificates of return?

Gov. X and Gov. Y: A governor has no name.

Arya: if a governor says his name, the remaining days of July will be made public holidays.

Gov. X and former Gov. Y: A governor has no name.

Arya: if a governor says his name, the Supreme court rulings will become loyal to the Rulings of Osisioma court.

Gov. X and former Gov. Y: A governor has no name.

Arya: if a governor says his name, all accusations against him will be dropped.

Gov. X and former Gov. Y: A governor has no name.

Arya: if a governor says his name, president Buhari will leave Daura and come for his swearing-in.

Gov. X and former Gov. Y: A governor no name.

Arya: if a governor says his name, a chief judge will be hired from Cameroon to come swear him in.

Gov. X and former Gov. Y: A governor no name.

Arya: if a governor says his name, a governor will be given two buckets of tomato.

Gov. X and former Gov. Y: A governor has no need for tomatoes.