We the successors and heirs in tittle and behaviour (old habits diehard) sadly and rejoicefully announce the painful exit of our beloved patriarch “Papa Deny Pikin, Papa Destroy Peter, Peter Deceive Papa” (PDP) as you where fondly and variously called whose sad event occurred after a brief overwhelming electoral surgery (vote-out) on the 28th of March 2015 by ungrateful Nigerians at the infant age of 16 against our proposed 60 years. Until his celebrated demise, he was survived by three former deformed presidents (one now a clown, the other demised despite effort by the cabal and the last clueless), majority of the 1999 – 2015 class of failed Governors, Senators, Representatives, State Assembly members, Ministers, Commissioners, Chairmen of Boards and parastatals (State & Federal), Local Government Chairmen and Councilors etc. whose hallmark corruption still dots the nation.
During his lifetime, he was mercilessly corrupt, blind and fantastically deaf to the yearnings and aspirations of his people. He exhibited to the highest, acts of impunity, arrogance and disdain for both internal and external democracy as shown through his imposition of “loyal” incompetent candidates at all levels including the Wards and conduct of “Carry Go” elections. These “beautiful virtues” (vices) of which we the successors’ intend to keep the flag flying, contributed in no small way to the parlous state of our economy for which he deserves commendation instead of abuse and cremation. He also kept the treasury clean at all times with its contents going into his private pocket. A genius indeed and in fact.
‘Papa Deceive Pikin” (PDP) adieu and rest in peace but be sure that we shall continue with your cherished legacies and even surpass your feat as we have shown from our ward to state congresses so far. Your former collaborators now calling themselves “Elders” are shocked and overwhelmed at our massive improvement and out-maneuvering them at their own game. You told us a snake does not give birth to short things, we are long in the ideas of your wickedness and mockery as we also go on air to announce our hatred for impunity and imposition after we have done so to our gullible countrymen and women. Gullible as ever papa. Papa we know that APC murdered you by bribing the surgeons. Not to worry, we shall retaliate by 2019 that is why we shall make clean of the treasuries under our watch and charge jagabanly
BURIAL ARRANGEMENTS
Saturday 21st May 2016. Body (remains) leaves Wadata Plaza for laying in state and coronation at Port Harcourt and Abuja.
2016 through 2017, the burial rites continues with social-political abracadabra and cultural activities including in-laws visit by APGA, LABOUR and coalition of fringe unknown parties.
Mid 2018:- Body (remains) arrive graveside
10.00am: Blessing of Grave by Ayo Orisetjafor, Uma Ukpai, Bishop Eugene Ogu,
Bishop Emma Ogu, Zilly Aggrey and a host of other anointed political men of “god”.
February – March 2019: Final interment by voters.
May his unfortunate soul continue to rest in Hell never to pass through this clime again.

This is signed by

HE Ali Modu Sherrif (Adopted Son)
Chief Inheritor/Undertaker

HE Peter Ayodele Fayose
Vice Chief Inheritor/Undertaker

HE Ezebunwo Nyesom Wike
Grandson

HE Emmanuel Udom
Great Grandson

O. Metuh
Chairman Burial Committee

J. Gana (Agip)
Secretary Burial Committee

Ojo Maduekwe
Chief Announcer

Ibrahim Mantu-Elder
(Here today, there tomorrow)

PDP heading for final crisis to be facilitated as shown in "painful exit of a deceitful icon"