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17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Nobody: 11:48am On Jul 04, 2016

1. [b]“You mess, akpu fly gate.”
It makes no sense, but it still used to pain. angry

2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'”
The ajepako was strong with this one. cheesy

3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”
HOW, ABEG?

4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”
Hian! lipsrsealed

5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.”
Why did we drag Babangida into it? cry

6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”
The kuli kuli must have been a badass. grin

7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.”
Why did this even pain us? undecided

8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.”
This still makes no sense.. sad

9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”
Why is he even climbing maggi?

10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.”
Wetin concern me?

11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.”
Kai! This one used to pain. grin

12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.”
This one was just extra razz. embarassed

13. “You bombastic element.” cheesy

Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain. grin

14. “American dusting powder.”
Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.

15. “Born by mistake.” shocked

Ouch!

16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”
The most annoying answer to “what?” grin

17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo
baba shoemaker.”

18.you mess mosquitoe tie wrapper dey go church. . . . . . . . . . Imagine[/b] cry

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by bentlywills(m): 11:51am On Jul 04, 2016

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by darlingtonIIV(m): 11:59am On Jul 04, 2016

I remember this one all your village people sidown ontop akara, oil no come out

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Juxtified(m): 11:59am On Jul 04, 2016

OP is a hard core village boy indeed

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Nobody: 12:01pm On Jul 04, 2016

darlingtonIIV:
I remember this one all your village people sidown ontop akara, oil no come out

damn!

...how did I forget this one! grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jul 04, 2016

Juxtified:
OP is a hard core village boy indeed

lol..no ooo..I grew up on the streets of Kano...sabon gari that year! grin

...we nor dey slack cheesy

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Juxtified(m): 1:23pm On Jul 04, 2016

KillerFrost:
lol..no ooo..I grew up on the streets of Kano...sabon gari that year! ...we nor dey slack

hahaha

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by dancuz(m): 7:33pm On Jul 04, 2016

That no 9 is the tallest man for ur village use ladder climb Maggi, use parachute come down

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Nobody: 10:37am On Jul 05, 2016

Ben13, dani1luv, lalasticlala

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Dollipsejay(m): 10:42am On Jul 05, 2016

Gush.. then we call it "WORD" i still dont understand it. your scatter scatter teeth like rambo bullet

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Alekefine(f): 10:14pm On Jul 05, 2016

KillerFrost:
1. [b]“You mess, akpu fly gate.”
It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.

2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'”
The ajepako was strong with this one.

3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”
HOW, ABEG?

4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”
Hian!

5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.”
Why did we drag Babangida into it?

6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”
The kuli kuli must have been a badass.

7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.”
Why did this even pain us?

8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.”
This still makes no sense..

9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”
Why is he even climbing maggi?

10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.”
Wetin concern me?

11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.”
Kai! This one used to pain.

12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.”
This one was just extra razz.

13. “You bombastic element.”
Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain.

14. “American dusting powder.”
Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.

15. “Born by mistake.”
Ouch!

16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”
The most annoying answer to “what?”

17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo
baba shoemaker.”

18.you mess mosquitoe tie wrapper dey go church. . . . . . . . . . Imagine[/b]

it was called (Word)
make I add my own,,with your big belle like aleluya band
with your tin tin leg like Indian goal post
okpolo go give u belle

you no tall you no short u be like,, I can't remember that now,lolz,it was fun those day

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