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See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by jonhemma11: 2:54pm On Jul 05, 2016
Overly outspoken Ugandan activist, Stella Nyanzi has revealed that she’s presently dating a 22-year-old. The 42-year-old mother of two said the young man lied to her about his age as he is only 22 and not the 27-year-old he claimed. She also talks about the guilt and shame she feels as she is aware she is old enough to birth the said lover. Read the post she shared below;

'Ikoku, the sexy young thing setting fires to my adult loins and causing a rebirth of the poetess buried deep inside of me, lied to me. He is not 27 years old, but rather only 22 years old. My heart is bleeding. My 42-year-old womanhood is embarrassed for desiring all weekend for a child younger than me by twenty whole years. Oooooh, Ikoku, I have bathed my body with a concentrated solution of Dettol, Jik, and water aimed at washing off the fire of your touches, blowings, kisses and licks from my mature skin.
While the deception is silently killing me, Ikoku brushed it off with a puzzling tale. You see, he belongs to a Ugandan cult of powerful, ambitious, and talented youths who believe in acting older than their biological ages. The cult has clan elders such as Mass-Betrayor Andrew Mwenda who vociferously claims to be the oldest man around Uganda, although he is just over 40 years. Ikoku adds 5 years each year using a formula he elaborately explained to me.
This ethos of adding more years to one's age is good in as far as it encourages maturity. These young men act a lot older than their ages. They push themselves to think, invest and produce as much as people in their cult-allocated age-group.
But the disadvantage is that the corrupted age-maths entraps and ensnares gullible old women looking for love. If elongated pre-intimacy in several horizontal positions with a 27-year-old was freaking me out, the realisation that he is only 22 years old makes me shiver with shame and guilt.
What have we done Ikoku? I am old enough to be your mother. My ponani that you lovingly explored with all your probes is old enough to have birthed you twenty-two years ago. My big nipples that you lustfully kissed could have nursed you until you were weaned, Ikoku! My girth that you lovingly mounted and wildly rode is wider and older than your mother's. Why start up lustful fires in the depths of my elderly alcoves and alleys? Who will put out the hot coals you built up and left inside of me?

Abeg help me ask her: Who will detonate the bombs he hid beyond her labia minora?

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/activist-stella-nyanzi-reveals-shes.html

Re: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by jonhemma11: 2:57pm On Jul 05, 2016
This woman no go kill me with her mouth
Re: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by majamajic(m): 2:58pm On Jul 05, 2016
Na waoo

Ikoku sounds Nigerian
Re: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by Nobody: 3:04pm On Jul 05, 2016
This looks more like a poem to me!

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Re: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by khalhokage(m): 3:05pm On Jul 05, 2016
Lol this woman sef. But Ikoku why? sad undecided
Re: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jul 05, 2016
The ikoku must be an igbo man.sharp guy grin
Re: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by MagicBishop: 3:13pm On Jul 05, 2016
This is why women must be married off before they get to 30
Re: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by dolosarsa(m): 3:40pm On Jul 05, 2016
Nigeria Dj's should show some love say the name "ikoku" when the music stop
Re: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jul 05, 2016
.was I hear
Re: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jul 05, 2016
.was I here
Re: See Wat Lady Who Taught Her Kid How 2 Use Condom Said Abt Her 22yr Old Boyfriend by basingstoke: 3:44pm On Jul 05, 2016
MagicBishop:
This is why women must be married off before they get to 30
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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