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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by JoeCutie(m): 5:29pm On Jul 10, 2016
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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by SWITANN(f): 7:29pm On Jul 10, 2016
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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:49pm On Jul 10, 2016
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.

Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?

You should be able to fvck your own wife at will.

This book will help you: Married Man Sex Life Primer. Lots of guys (and women) swear by it .

If you can't purchase, I'm sure you'd find the PDF, for free, if you looked.

Women don't want to fvck you out of "duty", they want to fvck you out of desire.

If you become more attractive (behaviour), your wife's desire will follow. It is inevitable.

This community is awesome too: https://www.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill (start from the sidebar).

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by yemmit90: 12:02am On Jul 11, 2016
thelish:
U never hit d right spot.
she will be d one begging for it cos d sweetness can't just get off her memory.
Oga increase ur gear

I think this is a perfect answer op may need.

Women will always want more and more sex if they do enjoy it.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by tosyne2much(m): 12:05am On Jul 11, 2016
Mimzy, over to you cool
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by tartar9(m): 12:07am On Jul 11, 2016
Lol... konji striketh at any time
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by oloriooko(m): 12:09am On Jul 11, 2016
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?
I think she said so cuz she's being overworked not necessarily in bed maybe at work or house chores
A woman that is always very tired when going to bed will not enjoy sex and will always wake up tired
How do you expect her to start the day's house chores while very tired

Mr man, better study your woman and take good care of her, she will do anything for you. Drawing a timetable may be dangerous to your relationship and makes it a routine, not fun at all

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Odunharry(m): 12:10am On Jul 11, 2016
Time table ke??
Konji no sabi any time table

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by ogashman(m): 12:12am On Jul 11, 2016
sex everyday? ur moniker says it all....u re really an attacker!

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by speciallymade(m): 12:12am On Jul 11, 2016
Oro radarada.. They should better call off the wedding
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by ogmask: 12:13am On Jul 11, 2016
Xionez:
Mehn, twice a week?!!!
She is not feeling it any more. The lady seems stressed out. STRESSED OUT!!!


Try and take her out, to the pool side, beach, holiday...anywhere. Just find a way of making her relaxed every weekends. Boost it with a few surprises like cooked dinner or takeaways from posh restaurants and eateries on weekdays. Load up on the ice cream with additional purchase of her favorite genre of movies. It seems to calm women down. A good laugh or an emotional cry is enough to make her feel relaxed.


Forget about your sexual needs a bit. She definitely would LET YOU KNOW if you play your cards right. wink

Buttttt, If you don't mind making love to a plank of wood, choose Thursdays and Sundays.
On Thursdays, she may be very tired due to work so there is every guarantee she would be very stiff. The thought of the work waiting for her on Monday would equally make her very stiff on Sundays
Happy Planking! :

TIP: While she is bawling her eyes out from the emotional film/having a laugh, have your bath and smell fresh. She would like to hug or be close to someone (YOU!!!) at the end. And that someone shouldn't have BODY ODOUR of any sort. Let her lead you, don't force it. It will surely come.

It's also possible she is having a relationship with someone that is more active than her husband. the hussy should watch it just in case.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Bamz(m): 12:15am On Jul 11, 2016
thelish:
U never hit d right spot.
she will be d one begging for it cos d sweetness can't just get off her memory.
Oga increase ur gear

Delish from BBA? shocked shocked shocked
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by dayowunmi(m): 12:19am On Jul 11, 2016
What i know is that a wise woman would not deny her husband sex(according to the Bible you are not to deny each other except for fasting). If the man now starts having girlfriends you will now be complaining that men are not faithful, you can't eat your cake and have it at the same time. As for me i can't take that Sha. She's indirectly pushing you outside afterall one of the main purpose of marriage is to fulfill your sexual needs.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Bamz(m): 12:20am On Jul 11, 2016
Irishrena1:

Why is it I don't get to see the names of these mods attached to threads but every now and then I see people copying lalasticlala etc. Where is lala's name around this thread pls?

@ OP. What's the title if this movie? I think I've seen it before I've forgotten the title though, pls remind me

For the love of sex....starring Mr. & Mrs. attacker321

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by tosyne2much(m): 12:24am On Jul 11, 2016
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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by hmohammed(m): 12:25am On Jul 11, 2016
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?

Oga, I have been married for 6 years and I tell u dat this often times is very normal. You need to truely cut down d time. Women don't enjoy and want sex as much as guys and tat is pure fact. Forget all those stories u heard while growing up.

Goodluck

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Abagworo(m): 12:25am On Jul 11, 2016
thelish:
U never hit d right spot.
she will be d one begging for it cos d sweetness can't just get off her memory.
Oga increase ur gear

Has it occured to you that when a man oversex his wife he gets tired of her flavour and seeks fun elsewhere. In fact it could get to a stage her unclothedness will disgust more than attract the hubby.

My advice to OP is to reject the table but try to make his sexual advancements less frequent before he will get tired of her.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by babyfaceafrica: 12:26am On Jul 11, 2016
yemmit90:


I think this is a perfect answer op may need.

Women will always want more and more sex if they do enjoy it.
never use always....
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nyceguy92: 12:27am On Jul 11, 2016
Gist me more about it.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by MrTour: 12:27am On Jul 11, 2016
I can give you some nice Viagra, once you cook soup with it, just the aroma alone will make her increase ur time table to 8 days a week cheesy
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by babyfaceafrica: 12:27am On Jul 11, 2016
Lots of unmarried people advising married couple about sex...OP be wise!!!

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Bitterleafsoup: 12:28am On Jul 11, 2016
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?

Well my Dear it is obvious you are not sweeting her enough. Women are turned on different then men. You arehorny like most men at any given momment but females need more.

We need to be listened too. Told how beautiful and sexy we are. Given massage and attention without you expecting to stick it in the next momment. Try being romantic without expecting sex!!!

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by DonaldGenes(m): 12:28am On Jul 11, 2016
JoeCutie:
Drawing up a timetable for sex? What a boring way of living a married life!

There's nothing like timetable for sex! It's a no no. In fact, to me, timetable for sex is all kinds of wrong. Whatever happened to spontaneity? Be crazy, be spontaneous. Rock your thing everyday, if you can. If you can't, any time you feel like it, you knack your thing, but never plan it. Never! It makes for a more boring life. No suspense! No surprises! Just too much anticipation and maybe, excitements which would even make you to release before 5 minutes, which, you should know, is a sexual sin.

You can jam your wife as she's making food in the kitchen, you rock your thing. In the toilets? Cool. Midnight? Sweet. Any time, just as the spirit leads.

That's the perfect timetable for sex: As the spirit leads.

Cc: Attacker321
.
Lol spoilt kid

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by nonjebose(m): 12:29am On Jul 11, 2016
*sights the title, and walks away* Better things on my mind joor
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by drkells(m): 12:29am On Jul 11, 2016
I had the same problem, we live together here in Paris and married but she hates sex walahi osu mi oo
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Windway: 12:30am On Jul 11, 2016
After the two times a week any other stupid errection of any how then his on his own and for his pocket aby. That a very good way of training the stubborn student he goat in the class room.

Madam.carry on na true talk u are on point the best school teacher in the world. He deserve time table as student he goat.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by abbey621(m): 12:31am On Jul 11, 2016
Why are unmarried people answering this topic, even those still living with their parents are forming experts,rubbish! Some people even suggesting the guy not hitting it right, this is absolute hogwash! Women are emotional creatures controlled by hormones. When hormonal imbalances occur there's nothing you can do other than respecting her wishes. Going 2 weeks without sex giving her room to reset will not kill you as a guy. In those two weeks pay more attention to her emotional needs. Talk more,discuss memories and future plans. If you are blessed with kids, talk about your kids. Make her feel like the luckiest woman in the world, change environment if you can and trust me she'll be back to her normal self. Normal married couples have less sex as time goes on, the amount of sex between 1 to 5 years of marriage will be drastically reduced compared to 10 to 15 years. It's nature, in fact most married men find 2 times a week to be more than satisfying, so chilax!

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by bettercreature(m): 12:31am On Jul 11, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:


Well my Dear it is obvious you are not sweeting her enough. Women are turned on different then men. You arehorny like most men at any given momment but females need more.

We need to be listened too. Told how beautiful and sexy we are. Given massage and attention without you expecting to stick it in the next momment. Try being romantic without expecting sex!!!
Some women are just mean,they can never be satisfied! the only solution is to satisfy yourself elsewhere if you are able to afford it otherwise your marriage will have problem,i mean a very big one
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by bobbybrown007: 12:32am On Jul 11, 2016
Irishrena1:

Why is it I don't get to see the names of these mods attached to threads but every now and then I see people copying lalasticlala etc. Where is lala's name around this thread pls?

@ OP. What's the title if this movie? I think I've seen it before I've forgotten the title though, pls remind me
Irishrena1:

Why is it I don't get to see the names of these mods attached to threads but every now and then I see people copying lalasticlala etc. Where is lala's name around this thread pls?

@ OP. What's the title if this movie? I think I've seen it before I've forgotten the title though, pls remind me
Irishrena1:

Why is it I don't get to see the names of these mods attached to threads but every now and then I see people copying lalasticlala etc. Where is lala's name around this thread pls?

@ OP. What's the title if this movie? I think I've seen it before I've forgotten the title though, pls remind me
that is why the girls allow the guys to cheat very well so the lady is very high on pure water

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by aluma(m): 12:33am On Jul 11, 2016
Just passing
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Holarz(m): 12:35am On Jul 11, 2016
this is one of the reasons why we have a lot of infidels out there,why will a man propose to av a nice time wit his wife and she will be reluctant, to the extent of tinking of drawing a timetable,i would say u shuldnt accede to this development,though i'm nt married but i knw sex twice a week is a no no for couples especially young ones,it's nt that u shuld pester her for it everyday but try to work out sometin beta than twice a week,she alone is nt in control u both her,infact u re in super control than she is.....dnt submit to such a tin,body no b firewood

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