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I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jhasper(m): 10:11pm On Jul 11, 2016

sometimes I walk round, I see guys with their ladies. and I look who is next to me, the only person I see is my shadow.
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I can't bear this pain any more!!!!

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by rerhji(m): 10:16pm On Jul 11, 2016

I dnt knw I have a partner....though I do talk to dem but later get **friendzoned** like d one I do sleep in her room

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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jul 11, 2016

Are you A dwarf? Are you impotent? blind? deaf? dumb? mentally unstable?

if You ain't all these things...
then, go get yourself A girlfriend!! What's so bloody hard

PS-Shadow ain't A person. poetry sucks.

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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by sinaj(f): 10:17pm On Jul 11, 2016

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by mhisbliss(f): 10:18pm On Jul 11, 2016

You're the one doing yourself since you can get a girl if you like

You can buy her with money

You can get a primitive girl and bring her upto standard that way She'll be indepted to you

You can man up, throw the self pity and low self esteem away, swag up, step up your game, hit the street and woo a girl

Or you can just buy a doll and pretend its human

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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jul 11, 2016

gather moral and take friendly to one special Lady

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Mafking(m): 10:21pm On Jul 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
Are you A dwarf? Are you impotent? blind? deaf? dump? mentally unstable?

if You ain't all these things...
then, go get yourself A girlfriend!! What's so bloody hard

PS-Shadow ain't A person. poetry sucks.

Poetry sucks

You have been marked

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jul 11, 2016

Mafking:

Poetry sucks
[b]You have been marked[\b]

LoL.

some poetry... Okay, It's boring... double mark me, please?

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jhasper(m): 10:32pm On Jul 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
Are you A dwarf? Are you impotent? blind? deaf? dump? mentally unstable?

if You ain't all these things...
then, go get yourself A girlfriend!! What's so bloody hard

PS-Shadow ain't A person. poetry sucks.

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is it easy?

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:32pm On Jul 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
Are you A dwarf? Are you impotent? blind? deaf? dump? mentally unstable?I

if You ain't all these things...
then, go get yourself A girlfriend!! What's so bloody hard

PS-Shadow ain't A person. poetry sucks.

I'm crushing on you

Oya comman be my gf

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Mafking(m): 10:34pm On Jul 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
LoL.

some poetry...
Okay, It's boring...
double mark me, please?

Tonight is not your night, I'll let this pass(on one condition)

You don't insult my sacred poetry in any nearest future ... OK?

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jul 11, 2016

jhasper:

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is it easy?

If Our brown-toothed, Almost deaf Gateman could find himself A gf...Op could do better.

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jul 11, 2016

hoshodie:
I'm crushing on you
Oya comman be my gf

Na jazzz?

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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Oyiboman69: 10:38pm On Jul 11, 2016

op,since you can't get a girlfriend, why not go for a boyfriend,yeye fowl undecided

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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jul 11, 2016

Mafking:

Tonight is not your night, I'll let this pass(on one condition)

You don't insult my sacred poetry in any nearest future ... OK?

LoL.

My Apologies...

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Sexxkillz: 10:39pm On Jul 11, 2016

Young man, girlfriends are Overrated. You're missing nothing. Most of the people you see walking round with their ladies are in serious pain and would prefer seeing their shadow next to them instead. . .

Take it, or, leave it.

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Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jhasper(m): 10:41pm On Jul 11, 2016

Oyiboman69:
op,since you can't get a girlfriend, why not go for a boyfriend,yeye fowl

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see no curse me o

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Fmartin(m): 10:46pm On Jul 11, 2016

mhisbliss:
You're the one doing yourself since you can get a girl if you like

You can buy her with money

You can get a primitive girl and bring her upto standard that way She'll be indepted to you

You can man up, throw the self pity and low self esteem away, swag up, step up your game, hit the street and woo a girl

Or you can just buy a doll and pretend its human

money answers to girls mata grin

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by vicstar(m): 10:46pm On Jul 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
Are you A dwarf? Are you impotent? blind? deaf? dumb? mentally unstable?

if You ain't all these things...
then, go get yourself A girlfriend!! What's so bloody hard

PS-Shadow ain't A person. poetry sucks.

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Mafking(m): 10:46pm On Jul 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
LoL.

My Apologies...

By the way that simple maths on your dp I solved it...

It's actually a number buh it's not even a Nigeria number

And all my efforts

(it's not really like an effort though buh I still don't care)

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:53pm On Jul 11, 2016

Mafking:

By the way that simple maths on your dp I solved it...

It's actually a number buh it's not even a Nigeria number

And all my efforts (it's not really like an effort though buh I still don't care)

oh, You definitely care a great deal!

if you needed my number...All you needed to do was Ask....

Should've done the trick!

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by HoneyB10(f): 10:54pm On Jul 11, 2016

jhasper:
sometimes I walk round, I see guys with their ladies. and I look who is next to me, the only person I see is my shadow.
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I can't bear this pain any more!!!!

Don't worry its gonna be alright cry

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by HoneyB10(f): 10:55pm On Jul 11, 2016

Sexxkillz:
Young man, girlfriends are Overrated. You're missing nothing. Most of the people you see walking round with their ladies are in serious pain and would prefer seeing their shadow next to them instead. . .

Take it, or, leave it.

Who broke you heart biko

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jully29(f): 10:55pm On Jul 11, 2016

Its better to be single nd looking up to God than to be married nd wish to be single again. Wat matters most is ur happiness

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jul 11, 2016

Estharfabian:

Na jazzz?

Lol Dis wan pass jazz oo cheesy

The love I have for u even made me to look for you on FB.

And fortunately I found your profile,you are so adorable. kiss

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Mafking(m): 11:01pm On Jul 11, 2016

Estharfabian:
oh, You definitely care a great deal!

if you needed my number...All you needed to do was Ask....

Should've done the trick!

Yeah sure I know you would be tempted to gimme your number though buh no... I like adventure and I like difficult.. .
And If that math had led to your number.. . You could have got me.. . Maybe

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by ronald4lif(m): 11:04pm On Jul 11, 2016

HoneyB10:

Who broke you heart biko

On the contrary, I think his heart and mind is salubrious and in fettle shape. One doesn't have to have their hearts broken to twig that today's girlfriends and relationships are a pure waste of time, energy and resources to guys.

The conditions and general proviso of most relationship is unfavourable and of enormous disadvantage to guys. So yes, the referred comment you quoted was apt.

And no, not heart broken, never have and never will as I'm miles ahead anyone who thinks they can manipulate hearts.

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jhasper(m): 11:04pm On Jul 11, 2016

HoneyB10:
Who broke you heart biko

. thanks dear

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by jhasper(m): 11:06pm On Jul 11, 2016

[quote author=jully29 post=47446271]Its better to be single nd looking up to God than to be married nd wish to be single again. Wat matters most is ur happiness[/quote.

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nice

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 11:12pm On Jul 11, 2016

If i should comment on dis thread ehn..make my nose big like mochedah

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Sexxkillz: 11:16pm On Jul 11, 2016

HoneyB10:

Who broke you heart biko

No girl alive has such privilege.

Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Cutehector(m): 11:16pm On Jul 11, 2016

My problem in life should not be a woman...

My problem should be how to survive

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