See me see trouble... Na jeje this girl dey her own oooo for some place close to my area. I come go tell her say make we go out as I don dey fantasize about her thick booty, as for my mind na to chop am if we go out. As she agree say she won go... I happy say I don win jackpot..lol.

Na so I pick her up second day dey drive ooo after 10 mins, this girl come tell me say she never tell her boyfriend she dey comot with me for outing... nonsense who does that!. I vex small say she just talk nonsense... I continue to dey drive to the restaurant. My mind still dey her yansh.

After 40mins we come reach restaurant.... this girl play games for people wey Sabi DAVE N BUSTER in the building. She finish my game card and bought more just for her to get over her boyfriend... As she finish playing games na so she tell me make me chop and drink... thank God me I no dey drink as I be gentleman to core..lol.

She chop pounder burger and had some drink with it. As she finish am she won go play game again, na so I say for my mind na Ogun go punish her... she think say I dey pluck money from tree.. well I no fit blame her. I let her play small game and we comot.. got inside the car dey drive back but my mind still dey Dat yansh of hers... if I no chop am that day I say money Don enter bush be that.

As I want to dey talk dirty sexy, she come tell me say if I continue to dey talk like that she no go talk to me for 5 months... see me see trouble. .. money Don enter bush be so?! I just act up say everything cool with me, drop her by her house and I just dey vex since then.

MY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... WHAT SHOULD I DO TO HER TO COMPENSATE MY SAD LOSS. AFTER ALL NA THE BUMBUM I WANT CHOP. HELP ME OOO ABEG.

LizGray:
Go on romancelanders. Advice him.

Advice me nah..

go buy joy soap..do the needful..