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My GF once asked me to get her something

Here are they:



My GF: pls, wen u coming back from work, pls help me buy "2 pairs of shoes, 3 underpants (pata), 3 Bras (komu ) yeh! and 2 packs of fruit salad

I came back home with just the fruit salad and she waz so mad at me omo ladies anger no good Ooh (I almost run outa my room )

Here are the questions:

My GF: do u mean u don't know my Bra size, pant size and my choice colour, and my foot size, hehn! ?

Me: am sorry dear, I didn't hold enuf moni so I bought d one we can eat (as food is essential)...
I lied and she knew.

Wen night came, Konji hold me 4 neck, na so I ask my babe for banging.

Here is noda question she asked and dis really got me.


My GF: tell me 2 spots on my body that really Turn me ON or no banging

I swear, my erected inches became small pikin

Omo I did not know and she no give me kitty kat (some girls know how to defeat guys in bed )

So ladies, is it a must for US (guys) as ur BFs to know all these about you?

Guys, u welcome too.

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BIGkoboko:
Am just here to read comment. let it rain.

Am curiously waiting for d ladies comment.

I mst knw their mind today

knowing all that is the utmost height of joblessness.....never mistake it for being romantic

Yes you should, at least the ones that were made known to you, not everything because we have some little secrets

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jubrealguy:
knowing all that is the utmost height of joblessness.....never mistake it for being romantic

Nope bro.

Point of correction.

Wen I was small, my dad told me:

Abbeyology, no matter how hard working, rich, or ambitious u are. If don't knw how to please ur woman (sexually), u are as well as a jobless man (in d eyes of ur woman)


*I am still waiting for d ladies comments*

My gf doesn't ask me those silly questions

mizzbouqui:
Yes you should, at least the ones that were made known to you, not everything because we have some little secrets

Thanx bukky.


But dat "Turn On" point she made waz so crazy.

Is it possible to knw d Turning On points?


Cos I belivd, so far she enjoyed d session and she got wet (orgasm) down there, am a super hero.

abbeyology88:



Nope bro.

Point of correction.

Wen I was small, my dad told me:

Abbeyology, no matter how hard working, rich, or ambitious u are. If don't knw how to please ur woman (sexually), u are as well as a jobless man (in d eyes of ur woman)


*I am still waiting for d ladies comments*

your dad knew your nairaland moniker when you were small?

Wetin lai mohammed give you chop?

Tenkobos:
My gf don't ask me those silly questions

It waz also sill to me infact crazy.

But I later undastand dat dat silly questions were thingz that make dem happy as a lady.

I can't ask her dat. Neva.

But she asked

If ur GF should ask u in future wat will u do?
She neva asked doesn't mean she can't ask, bro.

Tenkobos:
your dad knew your nairaland moniker when you were small?

Wetin lai mohammed give you chop?

He gave me dat name

My real name na Abiodun (automatically, Abbey)

The -ology was attached cos I was a smart young boy , hence I became a course u hav 2 study.

Like: sociology, biology, zoology and etc

The reason for my Moniker name

Nice observation bro.

abbeyology88:



It waz also sill to me infact crazy.

But I later undastand dat dat silly questions were thingz that make dem happy as a lady.

I can't ask her dat. Neva.

But she asked

If ur GF should ask u in future wat will u do?
She neva asked doesn't mean she can't ask, bro.

no man's daughter will live with me when I haven't paid her price so that scenario is never happening.

But let's assume it happens, the answer she will get is "NO, if you really need those other things then lets shop a little on saturday". That's.

I don't run silly errands for anybody and don't mention love here cause love is synonymous with foolishness.

abbeyology88:



Nope bro.

Point of correction.

Wen I was small, my dad told me:

Abbeyology, no matter how hard working, rich, or ambitious u are. If don't knw how to please ur woman (sexually), u are as well as a jobless man (in d eyes of ur woman)


*I am still waiting for d ladies comments*

pleasing ur woman is knowing her bra and pant size

abbeyology88:



Thanx bukky.


But dat "Turn On" point she made waz so crazy.

Is it possible to knw d Turning On points?


Cos I belivd, so far she enjoyed d session and she got wet (orgasm) down there, am a super hero.

Yeah its possible you know the turn on points, my boo knew my turn on points the first day he touched me

Tenkobos:
no man's daughter will live with me when I haven't paid her price so that scenario is never happening.

But let's assume it happens, the answer she will get is "NO, if you really need those other things then lets shop a little on saturday". That's.

I don't run silly errands for anybody and don't mention love here cause love is synonymous with foolishness.

Remember, I Said my GF. No marriage stuff attached.

Second point grabbed.


It waznt an errand. Just like u go work and ur "GF" called, "help me do dis wen u coming."

Does it mean u didn't buy stuff for ur GF back den?


I waz young, like 23 den and she waz 20. Dat should b seen as fun relationship.

All in all, thanx 4 ur comment

jubrealguy:
pleasing ur woman is knowing her bra and pant size

U need to knw women anatomy.

If u understand ladies, u will knw dey can ask u somethings funny and to please dem, u do it for dem.

mizzbouqui:

Yeah its possible you know the turn on points, my boo knew my turn on points the first day he touched me

Nice touch.

Tenkobos:
no man's daughter will live with me when I haven't paid her price so that scenario is never happening.

But let's assume it happens, the answer she will get is "NO, if you really need those other things then lets shop a little on saturday". That's.

I don't run silly errands for anybody and don't mention love here cause love is synonymous with foolishness.

And secondly, if u live alone and u have a GF, she will always wanna pay u home visit.

*fact*

abbeyology88:




And secondly, if u live alone and u have a GF, she will always wanna pay u home visit.

*fact*

sure but she's my guest untill she leaves and my guests den't tell me what I should entertain them with

abbeyology88:



U need to knw women anatomy.

If u understand ladies, u will knw dey can ask u somethings funny and to please dem, u do it for dem.

lolz......d suffix logy wey dey ur name get reason ooo

Tenkobos:
sure but she's my guest untill she leaves and my guests den't tell me what I should entertain them with

u dey para oo, how ur GF go b ur guest

mizzbouqui:

Yeah its possible you know the turn on points, my boo knew my turn on points the first day he touched me

So u av been touched before..........cheesus!!!!

Tenkobos:
sure but she's my guest untill she leaves and my guests den't tell me what I should entertain them with

U tried to sound like a good guy, but I kow ur type. Ur type always End to be d baddest guy.

*noted anyway*

jubrealguy:
u dey para oo, how ur GF go b ur guest

what is she? Landbaby?

jubrealguy:
lolz......d suffix logy wey dey ur name get reason ooo

abbeyology88:



Remember, I Said my GF. No marriage stuff attached.

Second point grabbed.


It waznt an errand. Just like u go work and ur "GF" called, "help me do dis wen u coming."

Does it mean u didn't buy stuff for ur GF back den?


I waz young, like 23 den and she waz 20. Dat should b seen as fun relationship.

All in all, thanx 4 ur comment

I was 26 when I had my first gf, she was 21 and we dated for 2years+ but she never visited my house.

PS: she still do tell me that the relationship was(still is) her best.

Tenkobos:
what is she? Landbaby?

lmao... na guest ooo

Tenkobos:
I was 26 when I had my first gf, she was 21 and we dated for 2years+ but she never visited my house.

PS: she still do tell me that the relationship was(still is) her best.

Why did u av to wait to get dat old b4 aving a GF.

She waznt even my first GF.

I started dating back den as young as 17

Today, am set for marriage, done wit GF stuff.

Except d ones who want to give In and get good remuneration


*u b novice 2 av had ur first GF @ 26. Wen I waz 26 I had counted 4 GF in my record *

abbeyology88:



Why did u av to wait to get dat old b4 aving a GF.

She waznt even my first GF.

I started dating back den as young as 17

Today, am set for marriage, done wit GF stuff.

Except d ones who want to give In and get good remuneration


*u b novice 2 av had ur first GF @ 26. Wen I waz 26 I had counted 4 GF in my record *

lmao