Well, If you grow up in a Nigerian household you're likely to relate to this topic very well.



Well, The Question Is . . .




*** What Were Those Ridiculous Myth You've Ever Been Told As A Kid?? ***



I could remember just like yesterday some of those ridiculous myth I've ever being told as a kid. Some myth like:

** If you ever put your hands to tap raindrops inside rain, thunder will strike the person.

** If you ever sit down on a mortar when it's raining and the thunder struck, the person will die, etc.


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1-cut lizard head bury for ground with coins,by morning money go full.

2-If you pee for outside,spit on top so that if them pack am for juju it no go work.

3-If you touch girl for hand she go get Belle.

4-If you cover Duck head overnight,it go turn to snake.

5-If you go river for night,mammy water go come dash you money.

6-If you bend your head down,look under your leg for market,you go see spirit dey waka for air.

7-Gbomogbomo dey come school.

8- If you drink coconut water,you no go get sense.

9-Our Papa dey always carry 1st for School.

If you draw lines on the ground, Your mum's breast will be as long as the lines you drew.


The day I dared the myth ehn... I was scared outta Hell.

Tnx God it's just a myth. Wonder who invented it though

HungerBAD:
1-cut lizard head bury for ground with coins,by morning money go full.
2-If you pee for outside,spit on top so that if them pack am for juju it no go work.
3-If you touch girl for hand she go get Belle.
4-If you cover Duck head overnight,it go turn to snake.
5-If you go river for night,mammy water go come dash you money.
6-If you bend your head down,look under your leg for market,you go see spirit dey waka for air.
7-Gbomogbomo dey come school.
8- If you drink coconut water,you no go get sense.
9-Our Papa dey always carry 1st for School.

[b]L-O-L

1. I can relate very well. I do try it most times and did you remember that one if you put a certain amount in a Bible or Qur'an, the money go double overnight

2. I can relate very well. It was very fun mehn

3. I heard that one then too. Our master oo, you dey gbadun ooo if you touch omoge she go get belle. . . Jesu!!!

4. I don't think I ever heard of that one

5. I can't recollect being told this one too

6. Yeah, I can recollect being told this shii too. Ghost ko, Angel ni

7. How this one take be myth now??

8. Oh Mehn, This one strong ooo! Me sef believe am sotay! E get one boy for my class that time,we dey always use am laff cos the boy no sabi anything we just dey say the boy don drink coconut water before na why he be olodo

9. This one get as E be ooo! Even parents wey no go school before dey also claim to be first in the class


Well, gone are those days when men were boys . . . It was damn fun Mehn!!![/b]

If bird shit for your head you go Rich pass Dangote...


If you chop small pikin poo you go Rich pass Bill Gate

Omotayor123:
If you draw lines on the ground, Your mum's breast will be as long as the lines you drew.


The day I dared the myth ehn... I was scared outta Hell.

Tnx God it's just a myth. Wonder who invented it though

L-O-L


I swear those myth just get as E be cos there is no way, person gats believe am

LizGray:
If you sleep with your legs hanging on the wall, you're a witch and you've gone for your meeting, and then If someone changes your position while sleeping, you won't be able to return to your body when you're done with your witchcraft meeting. Silly myths but fear still catch me when i dey small.

Hmm . . . We thank Almighty God you're not a witch now or are you??

dacovajnr:
[s]If bird shit for your head you go Rich pass Dangote[/s]


[If you chop small pikin poo you go Rich pass Bill Gate

The first one wey me dey hear different from this your own ooo. The one wey we dey hear na If bird shit for person head person go become dullard and that person no go make am in life again . . . That shiit was crazy though


And I Never heard of the second one before. To go chop small pikin poor all in the name of getting rich?? One Word??


KOLEWERK!!!

McBrooklyn:



Hmm . . . We thank Almighty God you're not a witch now or are you??

Lol. I don't sleep with my legs up

" if you eat while standing,the food will pass your stomach and go straight to your legs".
I believed this so much,I had to sit when eating anything, even biscuits, imagine that.
R.I.P Grandma,but you lie small ohh lol.

LizGray:
Lol. I don't sleep with my legs up

Why not sleep with your legs open and up against the walls so we go fit prove that myth wrong??

Greatzeus:
" if you eat while standing,the food will pass your stomach and go straight to your legs".
I believed this so much,I had to sit when eating anything, even biscuits, imagine that.
R.I.P Grandma,but you lie small ohh lol.

Hmm . . . Don't sleep while standing is one of those table manners we grew up with in a Nigerian household now but the food going down straight to the leg na the myth wey get as E be

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Hmm . . . Don't sleep while standing is one of those table manners we grew up with in a Nigerian household now but the food going down straight to the leg na the myth wey get as E be [/quote
Looking back,I'm asking myself why I believed it,its biologically and physiologically impossible

Greatzeus:
Looking back,I'm asking myself why I believed it,its biologically and physiologically impossible

See You



But It Might Be Spiritually Or Should I Say Mythically Possible


E good as person believe am now. After all, we still dey alive and also chanced to be reminiscing on those so-called myth

if u swallow orange seed, the tree will grow on your head. * small pikin mumu oooo*

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Some still believe the myth till today.

If you swallow orange seed, orange tree will grow in your stomach.


If you eat at the entrance, you'll not be full.

double post.

greatgod2012:
India-99goals
Nigeria-1goal.


Some still believe the myth till today.


If you swallow orange seed, orange tree will grow in your stomach.



If you eat at the entrance, you'll not be full.

I could remember that Nigeria own very well. I still remember guys gisting about that shii last week, twas damn fun, Mehn!!!



Person just gats believe those things back then since we get no choice now

If scorpion bites you, you will turn into a girl
Carried that myth for decades

HungerBAD:
1-cut lizard head bury for ground with coins,by morning money go full.

2-If you pee for outside,spit on top so that if them pack am for juju it no go work.

3-If you touch girl for hand she go get Belle.

4-If you cover Duck head overnight,it go turn to snake.

5-If you go river for night,mammy water go come dash you money.

6-If you bend your head down,look under your leg for market,you go see spirit dey waka for air.

7-Gbomogbomo dey come school.

8- If you drink coconut water,you no go get sense.

9-Our Papa dey always carry 1st for School.

Na strong kpako pikin u be

No. 8 is true na! Abi?

5minsmadness:
If scorpion bites you, you will turn into a girl
Carried that myth for decades

Now this is the funniest myth I'll be seeing

Lol

I was told if I swallowed orange seed, the tree will grow inside me.

I think the weirdest was that if I bend down in a market with my head in between my legs, that I will see some people without legs walking or people walking with their heads(ghosts)

Another was that if u get a house spider, squash at the back of your palm, you'll be able to climb walls like spierman.

I was made to believe that once you start spinning the Holy Rosary(chaplet) round, that Pope and the people at Vatican will also be spinning around, so we were advised to desist from spinning the Rosary.