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| 18-year Old Pregnant by Nomso(f): 4:51pm On Dec 04, 2006 |
An 18 years-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her again!" |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by shotgun: 4:46am On Dec 05, 2006 |
nice one      |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by amodu(m): 5:25pm On Dec 06, 2006 |
Money is talking. |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by kiki(f): 5:35pm On Dec 06, 2006 |
heard it before but still cracks me up |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by samsick: 12:10pm On Dec 07, 2006 |
Gold Digga!!!!, |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by jimaj4life(m): 2:05pm On Dec 08, 2006 |
this is damn funny |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by oge4real(f): 1:54pm On Dec 09, 2006 |
Money power! |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by lonelypal(m): 2:07pm On Dec 09, 2006 |
 It's all abwt the BENJAMIN!!! |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by nt4dmasses(m): 11:44am On Dec 12, 2006 |
Lucky family!! |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by bechex(m): 3:44pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
thats what money can do |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by biomic(f): 3:49pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
lmao thats funny------ |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by Beautygyal(f): 1:48am On Jan 15, 2007 |
Dt joke always gets me luffin |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by yomivirgo(m): 5:44pm On Jan 16, 2007 |
Very funny joke, also a reality |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by agnesoseka: 6:45pm On Feb 11, 2007 |
I sure say Na Igbo man be the guy!!! |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by Beautygyal(f): 9:27pm On Feb 11, 2007 |
hahahaha |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by oliidell(m): 7:07pm On Feb 15, 2007 |
lonelypal:I FEEL U BUDDY D IMPORTANCE OF $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 2 A MAN CAN NOT B OVEREMPHSIZED |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by beyunce(f): 7:23pm On Feb 15, 2007 |
Lol. funny |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by Beautygyal(f): 10:39pm On Feb 15, 2007 |
Init lol |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by Radiant(f): 10:41pm On Feb 15, 2007 |
lol. . . is this a new movie? |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by Beautygyal(f): 10:44pm On Feb 15, 2007 |
hahaha |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by TOYOSI20(f): 9:56pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
Cool 1  |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by ThugLife1(m): 10:51pm On Oct 19, 2008 |
k |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by bydot1(m): 12:47am On Oct 20, 2008 |
Nice one |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by krama(m): 8:03pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
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| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by solatayo(f): 6:24pm On Oct 10, 2009 |
Money speaking speaking,  . TMM (Too Much Money) |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by Marymos: 10:32am On Oct 13, 2009 |
Good one |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by clemcykul(f): 10:50am On Oct 13, 2009 |
if am the dad, there and then i will get a bed, and tell the man to continue the bla bla bla afterall money speaks and bullshit listens |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by kamistura(f): 12:05pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
very funny joke. |
| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by Abbeycity4(f): 12:31pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
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| Re: 18-year Old Pregnant by sweetliet: 12:48pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
abbey baby dis is quite creative. i hope u can be creative too in d bedroom when we finally get married |
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