Wow wow wow wow ***wipe tears from my eyes***

I haven't laughed this long and this hard in a very very long time. Most certainly not this year.

Thanks Op for blessing my day with this piece of comedy.

Hahahahahahahahahaha ha. Doyin and Abu no go kill me o.

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locosis007:
Do yin is just another Dino Malaye


Twitter rants wen he's been closedly watched by the efcc

After he come dey relate his medical history for us. Say he get bardycardia. Nonsense

Reap what you sowed.

Na our money you go take furnish UR house. Toad

Except that Dino Melaye is not a BASTARD.

Confusion break-ie bone...Eepah!

Okupe is in a Double Mess (Wahalah); bii Iya nla ba gbeni sanle, kekeeke a maa gun ni (meaning: Once a great calamity befall an individual, many minor ones will take their tolls and continue to taunt him).

Gone are d days when this Okupe man was powerful. If not for these 'Leaks' as they are being unveiled, who dare to look him in d face then and quarry him?

Come to think of it, is this how Black Diamond Monies are been shared and misappropriated when innocent Niger Deltans and their environments continue to be degraded and wallow in abject poverty?

We will need to get to the roots of these stealing and detoxify our corruption body system.

May God bless Nigeria.

Confusion break-ie bone...Eepah!

Okupe is in a Double Mess (Wahalah); bii Iya nla ba gbeni sanle, kekeeke a maa gun ni (meaning: Once a great calamity befall an individual, many minor ones will take their tolls and continue to taunt him).

Gone are d days when this Okupe man was powerful. If not for these 'Leaks' as they are being unveiled, who dare to look him in d face then and quarry him?

Come to think of it, is this how Black Diamond Monies are been shared and misappropriated when innocent Niger Deltans and their environments continue to be degraded and wallow in abject poverty?

We will need to get to the roots of these stealing and detoxify our corruption body system.

May God bless Nigeria.

Victorakats:
I still maintain that it is entirely wrong to accuse anyone of crime or corruption when a court of competent jurisdiction has not convicted the individual.
This is a simple human rights freedom that every individual whether rich or poor, hi class or low class or any other class deserve.
I will never be part of the social media court that judge everyone as criminals as long as they're not in the same camp with the 'saints' of the moment.
Cheers.
You can check my timeline... Thanks

Accuse is a word that must always follow conviction. It is therefore right to accuse a thief of stealing and convict him of the various names for stealing in Criminal Law such as theft, stealing, criminal misappropriation, criminal breach of trust, obtaining by false pretense, cheating, extortion, Armed robbery and corrupt enrichment.
First Accuse, try, convict, sentence and ex-convict. They are afraid of all except accuse.

brainpulse:
This thieves are not sober, honestly. If given the opportunity they will steal again and again. And that is to tell you they don't give a damn about your support or not.

This is one of the reasons I'm so pained. All these good-for nothing souls would have been given bed space in prison.

bakila:

Accuse is a word that must always follow conviction. It is therefore right to accuse a thief of stealing and convict him of the various names for stealing in Criminal Law such as theft, stealing, criminal misappropriation, criminal breach of trust, obtaining by false pretense, cheating, extortion, Armed robbery and corrupt enrichment.
First Accuse, try, convict, sentence and ex-convict. They are afraid of all except accuse.

Nkonadi:


Leaks: Tecno Phantom 6 is coming....
www.techdibia.com/2016/07/leaks-tecno-phantom-6-is-coming.html

Finally! It is here.

Victorakats:
I still maintain that it is entirely wrong to accuse anyone of crime or corruption when a court of competent jurisdiction has not convicted the individual.
This is a simple human rights freedom that every individual whether rich or poor, hi class or low class or any other class deserve.
I will never be part of the social media court that judge everyone as criminals as long as they're not in the same camp with the 'saints' of the moment.
Cheers.
You can check my timeline... Thanks

[b]Bro am hoping you dnt take offense at wat I'm abt 2 say..
A day ago wen I read ur post I actually nodded in acquiescence (at my first read tho)....
Wen I cogitated on it I slumped on my cushion.. Cos I realized that at best dis post is callous n at worst malevolent...do u utterly believe dis dude is innocent?.. N b4 u quote human rights on us.. Do u in fact believe dt human rights is respected to D core In dis country or anywhere else in D universe ? Can u bet ur valuables on D Nigerian justice system being incorruptible?...
Whether u concur or nt D money Doyin has stolen has in one way or anoda affected u, ur siblings n unborn children.. Tink of wat dt Amt of money can accomplish in bettering D life n economy of common citizens of dis great nation.. NW one man has it piled up somewhere 4 his children n his children's children up to D 4th generation .. Dis polithiefcians dnt give a hoot abt u or I or us... We r only springboards meant catapult dem 2 D top of D mountain.. Dey see us as notin bt chattels... Once dey r dere Dey look down at /on us both literally n figuratively... Dey dnt listen wen we talk, dey form deaf wen we ululate... D only place whr Dey can't stifle our voices is on D net...
N I enjoin us 2 make our voices quite vocal against dem anywhr we see D opportunity...
Whether u agree or nt.. ultimately it's a tug of war btw Us (the common citizens) n them (Our astorgous neocolonisers).. N seeing D fighting arena has bestowed an unfair advantage on dem.. We owe it 2 ourselves n our generations unborn 2 utilize every ammo at our disposal 2 make sure Dey meet a just end...
Pardon my rant.. N Tanx 4 ur understanding.. . [b]

JhyMedex:

[b]Bro am hoping you dnt take offense at wat I'm abt 2 say..
A day ago wen I read ur post I actually nodded in acquiescence (at my first read tho)....
Wen I cogitated on it I slumped on my cushion.. Cos I realized that at best dis post is callous n at worst malevolent...do u utterly believe dis dude is innocent?.. N b4 u quote human rights on us.. Do u in fact believe dt human rights is respected to D core In dis country or anywhere else in D universe ? Can u bet ur valuables on D Nigerian justice system being incorruptible?...
Whether u concur or nt D money Doyin has stolen has in one way or anoda affected u, ur siblings n unborn children.. Tink of wat dt Amt of money can accomplish in bettering D life n economy of common citizens of dis great nation.. NW one man has it piled up somewhere 4 his children n his children's children up to D 4th generation .. Dis polithiefcians dnt give a hoot abt u or I or us... We r only springboards meant catapult dem 2 D top of D mountain.. Dey see us as notin bt chattels... Once dey r dere Dey look down at /on us both literally n figuratively... Dey dnt listen wen we talk, dey form deaf wen we ululate... D only place whr Dey can't stifle our voices is on D net...
N I enjoin us 2 make our voices quite vocal against dem anywhr we see D opportunity...
Whether u agree or nt.. ultimately it's a tug of war btw Us (the common citizens) n them (Our astorgous neocolonisers).. N seeing D fighting arena has bestowed an unfair advantage on dem.. We owe it 2 ourselves n our generations unborn 2 utilize every ammo at our disposal 2 make sure Dey meet a just end...
Pardon my rant.. N Tanx 4 ur understanding.. . [b]

Oh dear, that was both hilarious and absolutely honest too.
I quite agree with all you said because everything is warped and politics here is more like an avenue for acquiring more wealth for their family.
I only made that comment out of good conscience. I mean if I could join the social media court to condemn everyone simply because I read an information that I can't verify nor confirm, then what's the difference between me and those who practice jungle justice?
Thanks for making my evening though..

Victorakats:




Oh dear, that was both hilarious and absolutely honest too.
I quite agree with all you said because everything is warped and politics here is more like an avenue for acquiring more wealth for their family.
I only made that comment out of good conscience. I mean if I could join the social media court to condemn everyone simply because I read an information that I can't verify nor confirm, then what's the difference between me and those who practice jungle justice?
Thanks for making my evening though..

Tanx 4 nt getting peeved...
I believe D difference btw u n doz barbarians (pardon me) is, u accusing em without a stone, petrol or machete in ur hands... U dnt get 2 play judge,and jury...