TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS
1. TAKE AWAY SLAP:
When someone gives
you
a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.. That is take away
slap.


2. RESOUNDING SLAP:
That is when after
you are hit. You keep on hearing some
funny
sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And
voices
in your head will start singing christmas
Carol.


3. FORMATTING SLAP:
That is the slap that
makes someone forget instantly what he
or
she was doing..You find yourself asking
questions like"what did I do?"


4. EXPLANATION SLAP:
When someone gives
you that kind of slap..you find yourself
explaining the situation to the nearest
person out of your own accord..e.g..Bros
shey you been dey watch? I be no do
anything o.


5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP:
When you receive
this kind of slap all you will do is just stand
right where you are and watch the person
walk away.


6. RHETORICAL SLAP:
The moment you
download the slap..you start asking
questions
that don't need reply..like John , you
slapped me?


7. SWEET SLAP:
This is the type of slap that
when a girl downloads it sweetly on your
cheek whether is painful or not, you start
blushing.


8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP:
This simply has to
do with the physical reconstruction of your
face when given to you' the length of your
face will be raised to power two, your eye
socket will calculate its circumference.


9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP:
When you receive this slap (it proves effective
when it's given to you all of a sudden)
when
you'll be able to speak Spanish, Greek,
Arabic,
Hindu, all together.


10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP:
You will start seeing different colors and your
head turns to nest whilst birds will be
flying all around you.
WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU
EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED??

Lol..

Otocha, nnam u dun kill me wit laugh

infact I have experienced all and God's willing I came out stronger.