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Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:10pm On Oct 19, 2009 |
Rommie spoketh in tongues |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:37am On Oct 20, 2009 |
President Chirac of France was sitting next to Queen Elizabeth of England as theydrove through London in the Queen's open carriage. Such, however were the stomach problems of one of the horses that the ears and noses of the two Heads of State were badly affected. " You see, Mr President, even the Queen of England cannot control everything." The Queen said. To which the president replied, in his best English accent and with his well-known subtlety: "Your Majesty, I appreciate your honesty, I thought it was the horse!" |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:41am On Oct 20, 2009 |
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Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 10:49am On Oct 20, 2009 |
romsky: |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:52am On Oct 20, 2009 |
abeg helep me interprete |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:58am On Oct 20, 2009 |
35 year old Lysaa has been putting off her marriage each time she visits her parents who are expecting her to get married. Each time she visits her parents, Lysaa would tell them oooh Mum and Dad do not worry I will marry soon. The next time Lysaa visited her parents, she was about to tell them same gig when her parents interrupted, "No, Lysaa you must marry today or never". |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by romsky: 12:36pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
Lysaa abi Juliana? |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 9:39am On Oct 21, 2009 |
abeg go borrow glasses na Sylve condition don better pass ya own sef |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 2:21pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
Ben, an me u dey refer to like dat? |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 5:17pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
no even think am say I fit fear short engine like you |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 7:31pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
;d |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bydot1(m): 12:57am On Oct 22, 2009 |
U mean |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by muffins(f): 1:48am On Oct 22, 2009 |
^^Rolls eyes and wonders what this mofo means. |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by studio43(m): 1:47pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
Lol |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 11:31am On Oct 26, 2009 |
Lol na by.dot be 'mofo' I no fit laff |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 12:25pm On Oct 26, 2009 |
if nor be him na come who? |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 1:20pm On Oct 26, 2009 |
na you for be my next suspect na |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 2:34pm On Oct 26, 2009 |
Nor be becos By. dey immitate me, naing dem give am dat hard insult? |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 5:04pm On Oct 26, 2009 |
Na lie! you and am na partners in crime |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 6:55pm On Oct 26, 2009 |
u be mofo? |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:40am On Oct 27, 2009 |
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the ti me that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas 1 Like |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:51am On Oct 27, 2009 |
A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets. "Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked. "For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird. "I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater." The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down. The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark, unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out. The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!" Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all." The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!" 1 Like |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by kabola2009(m): 11:57am On Oct 27, 2009 |
i am not laughing [img]">http://[/img] |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 1:57pm On Oct 27, 2009 |
also me |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:42am On Oct 28, 2009 |
why are you exposing your teeth? |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 10:57am On Oct 28, 2009 |
too neat for ur eyes? |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:59am On Oct 28, 2009 |
Seun don make the teeth emoticon white, that's why una dey misuse am na if na brown, everybody for dey wink. . |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:54pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:56pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off, just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I heard St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me." |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 4:01pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews." "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere." When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews." "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews." |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 5:01pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
:d |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 5:06pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
when will you work on the virus killing ur system sef |
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