It was raining heavily in Apapa Lagos, before it started rainin I had left d office to my home, I was still on the way when it started raining, I was close to where I will board a bus but the rain was to heavy so I had to look for a shelter somewhere. I was there for like 25mins when my manager(woman) drove by so I entered d rain to ask her for a ride which she allow me in. I sat in the front while she and a man who I believe was her business partner sat at the back. Then the fart striked, but I manage to hold d first but d second came with force and she was looking at me as I was struggling to hold it. It became worse when bad road made the car to bounce and this was forcing d fart to come out. I was sweating while d a/c on due to my condition. I later reached my destination I quickly rush out and the fart came out while I was still closing d door. I believe she must have heard d sound.

Did u eat beans before going to work that day?

Nice joke.

@oge4real. Maybe it has happen to u before when u ate beans.

ur fart no get respect for you

More like a story

dirty boi

Nice Joke.

Wetin your manager go do even is you fart?

roflmao why dint you quickly drop it as the car bumped as in as it made the "gba" sound just blend the bomb with the sound thats what i'd do, i'm sure she heared the sound as you stepped out she'd be like wtf did he just fart and ran off
lmao this is why i love this site

Close that your mout na. . .the thing de smell.

(Laughing). I cant believe I was the one day post this thread. I read my post and laugh at it. Well fart is natural. But have u try fart inside a car when the glasses are all closed?

hw i go try am wn i no b dirty gurl lyk u

lol e funny sha . . . u can hold any oda thing but fart and urine u can't hold dem 4long

good joke

@ Poster.
Did u take Moi-moi?

My guess is right.I think?

Maybe im eat sour beans.

brain wey no dey work no fit detect say beans don sour

;d ;d ;d

Moi-moi and beans are the same and they are not d cause of farting. Sometimes when one is pressed fart comes out. Sometimes I use my fart to make music.

d blind by.dot

poor thing

says clem

wow!

what's that guy talking about farts

lol, sory o

no dey take too much beans again