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Hilarious: APC Government Examination End Of First Semester by Lexxy84(m): 11:26am On Jul 23, 2016 |
END OF FIRST SEMESTER
EXAMINATION:
2015/2016
COURSE TITLE: Introduction to
APC Government
COURSE CODE: Government
101
TIME ALLOWED: 3 Hours
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All
Questions
If GEJ is a constant, while APC is
a variable, and
if 1year
have been used for blaming,
with the aid of a
diagram:
1. Discuss the probability of APC
blaming GEJ
for the next
3years for
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises
Cancelled, where PMB
is a
constant, discuss the speed at
which:
i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is
cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are
increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget
padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC
propaganda you know,
and how they can be used in
21st century
politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that
feeds with
N140000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries
PMB will travel
to and the disgrace he will
receive.
7. If PMB is silent when
herdsmen kill people and
buys jet fighter when Biafra is
mentioned, what
is the probability
that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these
mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt
9. If x is change and y is lies/
propaganda, solve
the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but
now
fantastically corrupt, explain the
effect of
gravitational force on you.
11. with a labeled diagram,
describe the famous
losses ever witnessed in recent
time:
i-- loss of budget.
II-- loss of WAEC certificate.
iii- loss of the moon.
iv- ear disorder.
12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs
received his
1953 secondary
school classmates, with relevant
logic, explain
how old PMB
was when he finished secondary
school
considering the fact
that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.
13. Write a very short note on
why Aisha Buhari
cannot go
to the USA.
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