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Top Funniest Christian Questions And Answers by iemmanuel33(m): 4:55pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Q: Will there be dogs in the new system? A: No, 2 Peter 3:14 tells us that we will be without spot. Q: Who was the straightest man in the bible? A: Joseph, because the Pharaoh made him a ruler. Q: Which Christian magazine did the apostle Paul command to never throw away? A: Ephesians 5:18 says to “keep Awake” Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord. Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement." Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds. Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight. Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court. When was the longest day in the Bible? The day Adam was created because there was no Eve. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? Your mother ate us out of house and home. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck. |
Re: Top Funniest Christian Questions And Answers by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Dont get the joke o |
Re: Top Funniest Christian Questions And Answers by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Re: Top Funniest Christian Questions And Answers by Juxtified(m): 5:49pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Honda Accord must have been very big then..lol |
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