EnigmaticEnigma:
Nigggah, don be scerrrrd, shhhh

I have bought 50 naira petrol b4 sef.

Pulled up and the attendant said how much? I said 50 naira
Dis nigggah looking at me like 4 real? Then he shouted 50

I said yes ma nigggah, 50 naira, nonsense

Brah, don't send man, dem know u from Adam Even if dem know u, dem born u Even if dem born u, na dia business b DAT one, mtcheew

FuckTheM0ds:
Mehn i was just so damn hungry today, i had no penny on me and since i don't really have friends nor acquaintance, i had to visit the Atm to withdraw the last kobo in my account.
I operate a current account with First Bank and the minimum cash in my account must be 1k and i had 1,5k so i happily went to the Atm stand to withdraw the last 5h (make i take buy garri sugar to come and soak/sip and survive) but unfortunately i met a very long queue and the queue was filled with handsome boys, rich men and ladies and young fresh girls. And they all stared at me due to my phenomenal height and glaring appearance
I was like Oh my Jesus i'm finished. I AM FINISHED. See as i want withdraw 500 naira in the midst of these classes of homo sapiens
Well the Atm machine was good enough and was paying and while the long line was progressing the guy i was behind, he was very young but he withdrew 70k and i fastened my eyes to the ATM screen and saw his inquiry which was more than seven digits and i was like Chai see money eh, a young and tall female corper came and stood at my back and stared at me and SMILED and when it was my turn to slot in my card I was like oh dear corper your beauty is so superciliously elegant and splendiferously tantalizing. pls you may go forward and cash first dont worry about me i'd be FINE cos i'm a man of PATIENCE and she was oh youre a very good guy. She thanked me and went and withdrew 20 thousand and i was shivering and when she ejected her card she dropped me her numz and told me to call her cos she liked my Character.
Na so i wait till the place dry before i slot in my card and withdrew the 500 naira, trekked back home and right now i'm sipping the garri as i'm typing.
I took 1 hundred naira and recharged my line and called the corper and she was like so damn happy and asked me to take her to Oliver Twist Restaurant Tomorow.
I dont have money pls what should i tell her?
GOD PUNISH POVERTY, I REPEAT. GOD PUNISH POVERTY.
Owu (poverty) na Bastard.
Cc BABANGBALI, dannyfillz unapapadeycraze, finalboss1 et al

rawpadgin:
ATM dey pay 5h

Yea, Some Do Pay, Infact, Na Lagos I See ATM Wey Go Tell You How Much You Go Withdraw, In Most Nothern States, You Can Withdraw, But In Lag, Na Few Dey Gree, Btw, @Op, Beg Aunty Toyin And Linda To Beg Nigerians To Donate For You, #SaveFvckTheMods

Cutezt:

Yea, Some Do Pay, Infact, Na Lagos I See ATM Wey Go Tell You How Much You Go Withdraw, In Most Nothern States, You Can Withdraw, But In Lag, Na Few Dey Gree, Btw, @Op, Beg Aunty Toyin And Linda To Beg Nigerians To Donate For You, #SaveFvckTheMods

emeijeh:

Op you dey lie sha! Dem dey leave 1k for current account? Why you too dey lie like dis?

FuckTheM0ds:
are you a FB staff/agent?
If your reply isn't in the affirmative then i'd advice you to go see a doctor

EnigmaticEnigma:
Nigggah, don be scerrrrd, shhhh

I have bought 50 naira petrol b4 sef.

Pulled up and the attendant said how much? I said 50 naira
Dis nigggah looking at me like 4 real? Then he shouted 50

I said yes ma nigggah, 50 naira, nonsense

Brah, don't send man, dem know u from Adam Even if dem know u, dem born u Even if dem born u, na dia business b DAT one, mtcheew

RoyalBlak007:



tell her the truth..

that the ATM machine swallowed ur card

FuckTheM0ds:
Mehn i was just so damn hungry today, i had no penny on me and since i don't really have friends nor acquaintance, i had to visit the Atm to withdraw the last kobo in my account.
I operate a current account with First Bank and the minimum cash in my account must be 1k and i had 1,5k so i happily went to the Atm stand to withdraw the last 5h (make i take buy garri sugar to come and soak/sip and survive) but unfortunately i met a very long queue and the queue was filled with handsome boys, rich men and ladies and young fresh girls. And they all stared at me due to my phenomenal height and glaring appearance
I was like Oh my Jesus i'm finished. I AM FINISHED. See as i want withdraw 500 naira in the midst of these classes of homo sapiens
Well the Atm machine was good enough and was paying and while the long line was progressing the guy i was behind, he was very young but he withdrew 70k and i fastened my eyes to the ATM screen and saw his inquiry which was more than seven digits and i was like Chai see money eh, a young and tall female corper came and stood at my back and stared at me and SMILED and when it was my turn to slot in my card I was like oh dear corper your beauty is so superciliously elegant and splendiferously tantalizing. pls you may go forward and cash first dont worry about me i'd be FINE cos i'm a man of PATIENCE and she was oh youre a very good guy. She thanked me and went and withdrew 20 thousand and i was shivering and when she ejected her card she dropped me her numz and told me to call her cos she liked my Character.
Na so i wait till the place dry before i slot in my card and withdrew the 500 naira, trekked back home and right now i'm sipping the garri as i'm typing.
I took 1 hundred naira and recharged my line and called the corper and she was like so damn happy and asked me to take her to Oliver Twist Restaurant Tomorow.
I dont have money pls what should i tell her?
GOD PUNISH POVERTY, I REPEAT. GOD PUNISH POVERTY.
Owu (poverty) na Bastard.
Cc BABANGBALI, dannyfillz unapapadeycraze, finalboss1 et al

FuckTheM0ds:
Mehn i was just so damn hungry today, i had no penny on me and since i don't really have friends nor acquaintance, i had to visit the Atm to withdraw the last kobo in my account.
I operate a current account with First Bank and the minimum cash in my account must be 1k and i had 1,5k so i happily went to the Atm stand to withdraw the last 5h (make i take buy garri sugar to come and soak/sip and survive) but unfortunately i met a very long queue and the queue was filled with handsome boys, rich men and ladies and young fresh girls. And they all stared at me due to my phenomenal height and glaring appearance
I was like Oh my Jesus i'm finished. I AM FINISHED. See as i want withdraw 500 naira in the midst of these classes of homo sapiens
Well the Atm machine was good enough and was paying and while the long line was progressing the guy i was behind, he was very young but he withdrew 70k and i fastened my eyes to the ATM screen and saw his inquiry which was more than seven digits and i was like Chai see money eh, a young and tall female corper came and stood at my back and stared at me and SMILED and when it was my turn to slot in my card I was like oh dear corper your beauty is so superciliously elegant and splendiferously tantalizing. pls you may go forward and cash first dont worry about me i'd be FINE cos i'm a man of PATIENCE and she was oh youre a very good guy. She thanked me and went and withdrew 20 thousand and i was shivering and when she ejected her card she dropped me her numz and told me to call her cos she liked my Character.
Na so i wait till the place dry before i slot in my card and withdrew the 500 naira, trekked back home and right now i'm sipping the garri as i'm typing.
I took 1 hundred naira and recharged my line and called the corper and she was like so damn happy and asked me to take her to Oliver Twist Restaurant Tomorow.
I dont have money pls what should i tell her?
GOD PUNISH POVERTY, I REPEAT. GOD PUNISH POVERTY.
Owu (poverty) na Bastard.
Cc BABANGBALI, dannyfillz unapapadeycraze, finalboss1 et al

EnigmaticEnigma:
Nigggah, don be scerrrrd, shhhh

I have bought 50 naira petrol b4 sef.

Pulled up and the attendant said how much? I said 50 naira
Dis nigggah looking at me like 4 real? Then he shouted 50

I said yes ma nigggah, 50 naira, nonsense

Brah, don't send man, dem know u from Adam Even if dem know u, dem born u Even if dem born u, na dia business b DAT one, mtcheew

EnigmaticEnigma:
Nigggah, don be scerrrrd, shhhh

I have bought 50 naira petrol b4 sef.

Pulled up and the attendant said how much? I said 50 naira
Dis nigggah looking at me like 4 real? Then he shouted 50

I said yes ma nigggah, 50 naira, nonsense

Brah, don't send man, dem know u from Adam Even if dem know u, dem born u Even if dem born u, na dia business b DAT one, mtcheew

emeijeh:


Sharap.
I have a current account there too, and i can draw to zero anytime.

Grow up!

Guliver:
guy chill,the op lie sha.but for the humor in the post just Free him.am sure the guy don't have a bank account

emeijeh:

Sharap.
I have a current account there too, and i can draw to zero anytime.
Grow up!

Guliver:
guy chill,the op lie sha.but for the humor in the post just Free him.am sure the guy don't have a bank account

Ramon92:
yours is better. I've had to withdraw 300 over the counter before, with babes behind me. The way d cashier take look me Ehn, I just gboju.. I pocketed my thing and left with a straight face as time no de..

But brokenness Na bastard sha oo

FuckTheM0ds:
una mumuism were both of you guys inherited from your forefathers. No be for this thread una go display am.
Bunch of two Ugly Bastards

emeijeh:

Broke a** ni**er

ColourMeAmazing:
At least you see 5h withdraw

emeijeh:


Broke a** ni**er