See what a white man tweeted about Nigerian police
"The Nigerian police are so friendly. We were pulled over twice in the last 10mins just because they wanted to wish us happy weekend. "


https://mobile.twitter.com/mikejsmith504/status/320307436823138304

I was expecting to see JUST JOKING

those would be the mature ones running illegal checkpoints that "Oga must not hear" about in action.

the runs are coded so they gats to smilingly arranged the change from driver now?

Oga, happy weekend sir
Chai, this sun is hot but we're here for you sir
Anything for the boys sir

Na d the paroles be dat

oyibo, don't get it twisted!

I remembered when I was with my old boss when ever I needed some cash I will go to his house and tell him I just wanted to come and wish him happy Sunday or whatever day...by the time police notice this man always saying thank you on that road them go arrest am for trying to commit suicide by driving in hot sun without Air conditioning

Are you sure you are refering to Nigerian Police or you wanted to write Algerian or Niger Police.

u forgot the part were u gave them 20N?

buharisbae:
u forgot the part were u gave them 20N?

I have never given police bribe, if u have a video or picture evidence prove me wrong.

Hahahhaha Oyibo didn't get the Msg

This one na miss call O!.....Wishing u happy weekend was a subtle way of asking u how far?

i expected something of such (Mockery)
Wasn't disappointed though.......

chachanga:
those would be the mature ones running illegal checkpoints that "Oga must not hear" about in action.

the runs are coded so they gats to smilingly arranged the change from driver now?

Oga, happy weekend sir
Chai, this sun is hot but we're here for you sir
Anything for the boys sir

Na d the paroles be dat

oyibo, don't get it twisted!

Na sarcasm, d oyibo do so.

I can never forget a slap I once received from them.

Issokay

chachanga:
those would be the mature ones running illegal checkpoints that "Oga must not hear" about in action.

the runs are coded so they gats to smilingly arranged the change from driver now?

Oga, happy weekend sir
Chai, this sun is hot but we're here for you sir
Anything for the boys sir

Na d the paroles be dat

oyibo, don't get it twisted!

The oyiboman knows they were asking for tip.

He is being sarcastic intentionally

Lool. I like the way the man phrased it. They are so friendly. Afte greeting them, you would now hear, "Anything for the boys" God bless Nigerian police

Maybe he was fortunate to meet the good ones. Nigerian police are so annoying and uneducated. They needed training, on how to show courtesy to the public

Nigeria police, pulled you over just to wish you happy weekend? Maybe am no longer a Nigerian.

Oyibo man on a long thing..

ashjay001:



Na sarcasm, d oyibo do so.

Na so
Dem know us
Me sef, av arranged some Nigeria Army stickers & koboko for my car to dey harrass them with
Am not dropping any kish at any police checkpoint, on top complete papers & N145 per litre fuel.

After the "Happy Weekend" ..the next is "Wetin you bring come" or "Anything for the us"

not all police officers are bad o!

That is the difference between black and white police. I'm the police that stopped them have never seen a white man before.

Secondly he is probably telling you how fool and ignorant they are in conducting there duties.

2chainzz:
I can never forget a slap I once received from them.

this whitey no know sey na egunje dem dey ask for.
na because sey na oyinbo dem no harrass am na.

chachanga:


Na so
Dem know us
Me sef, av arranged some Nigeria Army stickers & koboko for my car to dey harrass them with
Am not dropping any kish at any police checkpoint, on top complete papers & N145 per litre fuel.

Make u com sabi small english, wit some time to waste! Shishi no dey drop!

this chicken never see anything....

Any how E bad reach our 9ja police go chop nah

so funny

sir you dont understand them, that happy weekend is a kind of reminding you that this is weekend and boys need to drink beer. At the end you fall their hand without white or green paper.

Oga i forgive you because you are not a Nigerian. They where just pulling you over to see if you will tell them..... Oya take this one

He didn't meet the ones who ask you to on inner light in the afternoon.

U dont get it?? The guy is being sarcastic

chachanga:
those would be the mature ones running illegal checkpoints that "Oga must not hear" about in action.

the runs are coded so they gats to smilingly arranged the change from driver now?

Oga, happy weekend sir
Chai, this sun is hot but we're here for you sir
Anything for the boys sir

Na d the paroles be dat

oyibo, don't get it twisted!