Danthesage:



Lemme follow you... Lol.



Kindly check my signature

moxiemania:
lol. He said chicks , besides the snake will still take the blame for the stolen ones. ... Wetin carry this thread go front page now

Lol, bros he said Chicken o. I understand if he said chicks though. Truth of the mater is, that snake can not swallow a chick and escape successfully. It will get stuck in the wire fence and only be able to move after digesting the meal which would take some hours So he should not blame the missing Chicks abi chickens on that snake yet. So.eone is stealing his chicken behind his back

wich kind snake be dis

moxiemania:

It depends on the snake tho.... I no get liver reach level of python o

the mouth of a snake can open 180° so yes that snake can easily swallow a chicken, a snake as fat as you middle finger can swallow a rat, I've seen it before. well I do like snakes like lalasticlala so I know much about snake

TheHeGoat:

Because the python was not killed. Lalasticlala prefers them dead!

You are damn right about why that thread didn't make FP
https://www.nairaland.com/2584224/king-cobra-vs-python#48114345

fuckpro:
Distinguished ladies and gentlemen its with all solemnity I present the nairaland philharmonic orchestra as they perform the legendary front page master piece ...lalalalalalala....lalalalalalala

Hey! Human beeeeeings!!!
Man, u cracked the hell outta me right now

estyvino:
Op don't feel disappointed cox this kind snake no fit crawl reach front page

Ntooor!!

Lalasticlala never jokes with any post that has to do with snakes!? ;p

Na snake abi tapeworm be that?

Ok.

OP...dnt rejoice yet....its not one snake dat has been causing d havoc
probably there are more of dem...especially since u mentioned it happens as almost daily
so still be vigilant

With God all things are possible.
Lesson: Don't underestimate anyone. With God all things are possible.

estyvino:
Op don't feel disappointed cox this kind snake no fit crawl reach front page

A day without a snake story on nairaland is a day without lala on duty.


The guy like snakes pass pusi

sixtus3606:

Ntooor!!

Lalasticlala never jokes with any post that has to do with snakes!? ;p

they always make front page

fuckpro:
Distinguished ladies and gentlemen its with all solemnity I present the nairaland philharmonic orchestra as they perform the legendary front page master piece ...lalalalalalala....lalalalalalala

Looool You are a clown

Abimloaded:
Yay! finally!

For months now I've noticed that the number of chickens in my poultry reduces by one every morning till it finishes... I've been wondering what's behind it not until tonight when I heard these chicks making some unbearable noise and on getting to their cage, I saw this long snake hooked to The net of the cage!

Ignore my grammatical blunders, Anxiety yi noniiiiii!!!

Something else is taking your chickens. A snake takes days to digest what it eats. They swallow their food.

lalasticlala and snake be one and two o

Abimloaded:
Yay! finally!

For months now I've noticed that the number of chickens in my poultry reduces by one every morning till it finishes... I've been wondering what's behind it not until tonight when I heard these chicks making some unbearable noise and on getting to their cage, I saw this long snake hooked to The net of the cage!

Ignore my grammatical blunders, Anxiety yi noniiiiii!!!

You are depleting our wild life . Why don't you catch the snake and try to rehabilitate it .

Good. Your farm is no free

Everyday one exotic reptile is killed on nairaland. Last week, tortoise, today crocodile and snake. Very soon all these animals will become extinct in nigeria.

estyvino:
Op don't feel disappointed cox this kind snake no fit crawl reach front page

You don see snake post wey never reach front page before?

E be like say I go specialize in snakes too

Pls can someone help on how to prevent snake from poultry birds farm.

estyvino:
Op don't feel disappointed cox this kind snake no fit crawl reach front page

Dey there!
Una no see ur self?
Snake wey don enter front page even be4 OP post am?

But, wait o! Even dead, this snake is crawling faster than the Nigerian economy sef . I fear fear o

Opistorincos:
Abimloaded Abeg na which phone u dey use, ur camera dey sharp

lol.. and I'm here complaining of poor camera quality of this phone...
well, it's TECNO Y4

these are the trending topics on fp coz lala and snakes are like this........

vislabraye:


You are depleting our wild life . Why don't you catch the snake and try to rehabilitate it .

I'm gonna accept that offer sir, but I'm humbly seeking for your assistance at that...

fuckpro:
Distinguished ladies and gentlemen its with all solemnity I present the nairaland philharmonic orchestra as they perform the legendary front page master piece ...lalalalalalalala....lalalalalalalala

Funny you. You made me smile

Tenderly1:

Funny you. You made me smile

ok nice to know that... enjoy!!!

forandy:


Hey! Human beeeeeings!!!
Man, u cracked the hell outta me right now

ok man thanks and enjoy!!!

yomi007k:
op mk sure u eat ds snake so dt u can atleast get d proteins of d chickens 4m it.

Don't make me laugh, Abeg.