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Shop Lock!!!

If you are unmarried, store this as info to use when you do get married.
For the married please share with your spouse.

MANY sisters have boasted in my presence of how often they have had to 'lock shop' early, or how they lock shop for weeks, sometimes months, in order to teach hubby a lesson or just to spite him. These sisters are of the impression that they can do as they please, because they have the shop keys. As a result, they lock shop for every little thing, without giving consideration to the 'shopper'.
There are exceptions to every rule, and opinions will sometimes differ. However, where shop-locking is concerned, my philosophy is that shop should remain open at all times. I agree that teeth and tongue will meet, but shop-locking should never be used as a weapon or tool in conflict resolution. Couples should find suitable ways to solve problems.

It is a fact that not all 'shops' have a common closing time. As a matter of fact when one shop door closes, another is usually right around the corner with a big neon sign that blinks 'OPEN FOR BUSINESS'. Be wary of shops that are open late! The goods they stock are usually illegal, contaminated or expired. Ladies, if you or hubby should get sick or go to an early grave, let it not be due to consumption of tainted goods from another woman's shop.

Shop-locking adds fuel to fire in most cases. Women should never be fooled into believing that by putting up a 'CLOSED' sign on the shop door they are on their way to problem solving. Women, a hungry man will not allow himself to starve to death. Some will stop at nothing in their quest to satisfy their seemingly insatiable hunger. They will accept anything, whether hot and spicy or cold and icy. Some men will eat food not for taste, but for mere survival. They eat to live, to satisfy a need. That, my friends, is the nature of man.

When shop locks, who suffers more? In reality isn't it the shopkeeper more than the shopper? Sisters, please, I implore you, learn from the immigrants who come and set up shop on our soil, and keep shop open. Stop closing shop for every little thing. Open shop in shop seasons. Open shop on holidays. Open shop late at nights. Open shop during storm and hurricane. Open shop when shop should be open.

Even the well-bred man who eats out and scrupulously cleans his hands and mouth will bring home even a morsel from his street meal. Visualise what could happen when shop reopens for business as usual and some of his contaminated crumbs fall onto your plate. Imagine that you would have contributed to this scenario by locking shop.

A word to the wise is sufficient!

So true

Thats an insult to men, the whole composition suggest that men can't live without
"shopping"

but she dey yarn true talk because shoplocking can happen at anytime, even when u're least in need of it and most in need of that well-meaning feminine touch of your beloved darling and the frustration shoplocking could breed would only add more to your "agros",

of course, men live without sex but abeg you don't wanna meet shop die-hard shop lockers

Bawss1:

Thats an insult to men, the whole composition suggest that men can't live without
"shopping"

Well, a lot of men cannot live without 'shopping'. Even those that can live without it only do so for a while - because the urge to 'shop' can hit anytime. While some men are frequent 'shoppers', others 'shop' sparingly.

ok now the shop will be open 24 hours a day for the shopper and stocked with all the shoper needs so the shooper will not shop elsewhere even if the shopper is miles away, shior

who owns the shop sef? no be the man? afterall he's the owner of the woman and not the other way round. If the doors to the shop is not opened in the next 2 mins, baba bola will move to the next willing retailer kia kia,

that was so funny!!

Back to reality!! very very true

I don't believe in shop locking. Mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. I will just be punishing myself