1. When EVERYONE keeps trying to set you up:


I’m not desperate yet, abeg.

2. This is what your call log looks like:

Seated

3. At this point, it has kind of become a do or die thing.


It’s not even a laughing matter again.

4 These are the only type of messages you get:


You’re in a loving and committed relationship with your service provider. At least Etisalat will never cheat on you.

5. This is how you flirt now:


‘Awkward’ is kind of an understatement at this point.

make i book spacei don show....

6. When you realize you're still single and the year is almost over:


A whole 365 days will soon pass and I am still in this same condition.

7.When people ask "how are you still single?"


…because I’m ugly. Happy now?

8. This is your new year resolution:


2016 is our year people.

Hehehe. Really feel like giving a girl 5k today.

9. When people ask about your love life:


Please stop asking.
Signed, Management

That number four though, Thats my inbox right now.

15. This is currently the only soul mate you have in your life:


I’m not even mad.

Source - www.zikoko.com

DRISKLEF:
Land sold to Muva.


Keep away.

Caveat Emptor!

Imagine... C my life outside

• • • • • Any vehicle I see parked wrongly am gunna smash it's wind screen

adewumiopeyemi:
make i book spacei don show....

ABEG MAKE I SIDDON CLOSE TO U

on ur skype dear

PRESTIGERYHME:

ABEG MAKE I SIDDON CLOSE TO U

adewumiopeyemi:
on ur skype dear

abi?

i message u u didnt reply me dear

PRESTIGERYHME:


abi?

Well.. Not all singles...U would have said matured singles, not all these toddlers that rant as romancelanders

adewumiopeyemi:
i message u u didnt reply me dear

I just replied u

how is work?

That moment when u see 1 miss call on your phone, and u use ur last 100 naira to buy card ,especting the caller was one of the girl who turn u down and later change her mind, and decided to call u with unknown number,as u load the card,airtel remove it for the one u borowed previously,and u decide to borow again,u now relax to dial the number only to listen to olamide with a mesage from airtel

stressful dear

PRESTIGERYHME:
I just replied u

how is work?

adewumiopeyemi:
stressful dear

sorry dear, no cry abeg


I will change ur place of work for u, u hear?

Land for sell

PRESTIGERYHME:
sorry dear, no cry abeg


I will change ur place of work for u, u hear?

adewumiopeyemi:

y u laff

Mkr buy land 4hia.