My young cousin asked if i could give him toasting skills and lectures.I told him u dont need any,no cramming or memorizing e.t.c I said the best ones comes suddenly .I remember the day I travelled TO THE EAST lo and behold an angel sat beside me.the 1st 30mins i was speechless.i neva saw some1 so beautiful all my life.I took up courage when we reached ore (we were in a luxury bus going to the east during the era of night journey) i said 'i was thinking of the best way to approach you.If I had said ur face looked familiar would it have worked?''
The girl laughed.she said she would have snubbed me if i said that and bla bla bla .we got talking, so i knew i had got herwe are best friends till today
THE QUESTION IS THIS .HOW CAN ONE TOAST A GIRL SUCCESSFULLY

the very first impression is to make sure ur mouth hasnt got odour! then u can talk from there on

Just be natural, if she/ he dont like that, then it'd probably never work out, I think!!

@superman
LMAO

lol, toasting formula indeed.

ThoniaSlim

na true bi that. abi na lie now!

but baby that face in ur profile de y reflect in my eyes oh! wetin i go do pls help

well try this one
works pretty well
guy, hey wots up
girl, hi/gud afternoon
guy, i have seen u arund
do u liv arund here or sumtin
girl, nope
guy, well seriously i think we've met
girl, dnt think so
guy, anyway im Jboy
wots ur name
girl, im harvey
etc etc
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Onyio shi

@ 190
U are an upcommming criminal, keep it up, maybe the sky will be ur limit, lol,

superman:

ThoniaSlim

na true bi that. abi na lie now!

but baby that face in ur profile de y reflect in my eyes oh! wetin i go do please help

Yea boi how u like dem sexy kissable lips

superman:

the very first impression is to make sure ur mouth hasnt got odour! then u can talk from there on

lol

;d ;d

funny

Gal ur face look frequent, are u a residential in the location?

Just say,I LOVE YOU! LET'S GO HOME!

190:

well try this one
works pretty well
guy, hey wots up
girl, hi/gud afternoon
guy, i have seen u arund
do u liv arund here or sumtin
girl, nope
guy, well seriously i think we've met
girl, dnt think so
guy, anyway im Jboy
wots your name
girl, im harvey
etc etc

LOL
contact me 4 fuda lectures
now payment time
pay N5000 FOR MY LECT SO FA

LOL

Will be eazy if the girl is already into you, !

Me i like to show off small and swag (Not Lousy O ) , so when i c the i like this guy feeling in her eye, Then i kick off

That's it

In my book, there is nothing like a toasting formula, Girls like guys who can demonstrate that they have higher value than the rest of the lot toasting (make the girl laugh, are original, converse intelligently, dress well, listen attentively, are empathic, poised and in control, etc, etc). You may then have a good shot.

there is no formula that works but i think getting on with people whether male or female is quite the same challenge. sometimes people feel anxious if they feel someone is very attractive,classy etc . but some women are too classy for their own good and most men won't approach them. believe me these ones can be quite easy.
. it takes a lot of guts to walk up to a woman  customer in the bank and start chatting her up but if you are attractive yourself that is good. remember that is not why she is there.  so such a direct approach is more suited to clubs etc. but those ladies that work in banks in naija can be  quite easy if you know what you are about.

i think it is good to practice with naija babes because they can be quite rude and off putting.e.g laughs and claps her hand then exclaims[b] i don suffer[/b]  that should toughen you up.but practice practice practice.
if you are short and ugly you need to use a technique called graded exposure empathetic seduction which i shall be discussing next week

Just walk up to her and say,

Baby you are the only sugar in my pof pof
inshort your dey make my hearth to jigi jigi gbam gbam

D only rat in my kitchen,d only sujar in my garri, d only lice in my hair

Tell her,"i luv u and Will do anything 4 u, if u cry, i'll cry,if u laugh,i'll laugh,if u jump into d sea, i'll look and laugh again

Hey, theres no need cracking ure brain, toasting is natural, just be ure self

190:

I remember telling mzdarkskin i am the only ANT in her PANT she fainted!! 

mschew.

Toasting formula? There's nothing special now, is it not just to toast bread. pfttttt

What you need : Slice bread (Agege bread too would do), a toaster (Iron too would do), and you feelings (Butter, Peanut butter, Jam, Sardine, Geisha, e t.c)

Turn on the toaster/iron. Make sure it's hot, then put your bread in it. Easy hun? 

P.S: If you're using iron to toast, I recommend the "Grey flat Philips iron". They work best!

[size=38pt]Be Real[/size]

^^
****Chuckles*** That definitely didn't work for you.

It works for me na.

That's why i am saying so

^^Sharap! go sit down somewhere!

Proof it! How did it work for you?! Why are you here looking for a babe/girlfriend/wife, If it worked?

Gaddamnit. I aint looking for a wife/gf/woman.

I am looking for BABE

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