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Real people make few friends

safarigirl:

2. The Foodie Friends

These friends don't know the road to your room/house, neither do they have your contacts unless they're hungry or they see you returning from the market. Their greetings usually go, "Guy, how far? Chow dey?" Or "Babe, you cook today? Hope say my mouth dey". They are usually responsible for your provisions finishing before mid-semester

Your reaction whenever these guys knock at your door and you're eating

You got it...

Nice one OP..
There are movie folks too, those ones always have the latest movie even when wifi is slow, they will still download successfully.
University where you learn diversity

The history ones... These niggers virtually nos all d gals on campus, dy tell u dy hv fu*ked dis and dat prsn.. At times dy hold d best explanation to any gal ur hitting own cox dy will alwys hv dia biography ready fr u as if na dem follow d babe come from house to skull.. Wat about d let go and drink type.. Oboy if dis ones b ur frnd ur nxt bed will alwys b d gutter.. Dy drink to almst evrytn dat happns.. U summit assignments dy will want to drink to it. Text nkor d same tin.. Exam ni.. Haba na trucks and crates wey go dy inlve and mind u evry moni inlve most be contributed.. Fear dis group ooh.. Dy fit still celebrte prsn wey gv en babe unexpected belly too wit some sizeable Alamo.. Gracias

I m sha guilty of taking pictures
Its nt every day sha

pweetixandy:
not everyone is a writer. very boring read I must say. very boring

Boring ke? Are u lonely or u lost ur mojo? Just saying... 'cos this shit is tight

The stoners

@Op which category do you belong?


there is also visitor/waka waka friends. they are always on the move and won't spend 5 minutes in a place.


#Game/ gossip friends dey too

like seriously

safarigirl:

2. The Foodie Friends

These friends don't know the road to your room/house, neither do they have your contacts unless they're hungry or they see you returning from the market. Their greetings usually go, "Guy, how far? Chow dey?" Or "Babe, you cook today? Hope say my mouth dey". They are usually responsible for your provisions finishing before mid-semester

Your reaction whenever these guys knock at your door and you're eating

These sets dealt with me last semester, but next semester we gon' see about that.

pweetixandy:
not everyone is a writer. very boring read I must say. very boring

lol...you must not know me on NL. I didn't settle down to write this anyway

Not everyone knows a writer. Keep moving boo

Girls/guys freak friends==these friends are good at chasing the oppostite sex.

They wanto chase every girls on campus, they will start school a week before resumption, so they can block newly admitted babes.

safarigirl:
3. The Handout/Material Friend

These ones only know you when they want to borrow handouts/material from you. They become regular visitors whenever exam period approaches. They will borrow every piece of paper they see you with, but once exams are over, dem no sabi you again.

But once exams approach, they're back like

you mean the ones that come for an open book exam without a textbook or material??

safarigirl:
lol...you must not know me on NL. I didn't settle down to write this anyway

Not everyone knows a writer. Keep moving boo

actually, I don't know you, but i do know a writer when i see one. its good that you made up an excuse explaining why its boring. next time, settle down to write

Lol, can't stop laffing here

LORDI:
Girls/guys freak friends==these friends are good at chasing the oppostite sex.

They wanto chase every girls on campus, they will start school a week before resumption, so they can block newly admitted babes.

Are u talking 4rm experience

eyekaynoble:
Boring ke? Are u lonely or u lost ur mojo? Just saying... 'cos this shit is tight

wow... I'm so special

Big4wig:
The ones dat run to ur Room to charge their phone immediately u put on Gen.. Usually annoying esp wen a bae u v been timing finally agrees to come nd u will b receiving unnecessary knocks on d door

And you will be all smiles when opening the door so your bae won't feel that you are not the charitable type whereas your heart is like this asking God why me ...
Sorry bro just know they are doing it on purpose. When they knock no open.

pweetixandy:
actually, I don't know you, but i do know a writer when i see one. its good that you made up an excuse explaining why its boring. next time, settle down to write

okay next pls.

TDB Folks

1. Book TDB - these ones read from 7pm to 5am everyday, they practically combine different textbooks, materials and rarely do other things like watch football, spending time on social media except they wanna frolick on posts. these ones na dem walking encyclopedias, libraries etc.

2. Movie TDB - these ones are update with every movie, The Originals, Banshees, Suits, and have large collections of Wi-Fi password in their school, and every network cheat na wetin dey know pass.

3. Gaming TDB - these ones live their happiest days in school in the night, from FIFA16 Olympics, God of Wars. My good roommate falls into this category, his mom even asked him to forget 'Game of Thrones' now he's facing his 'Throne of Games.

4. Prayer Warriors - these sets after facing the day and it physical aspects, finishes it off in the night in the spiritual realm. They commit their future tests into God's hand, here i have lotta good friends, to the girls that invite me to their fellowship to the guys, who after fellowship is mandated to see off(escort) their female counterparts to their various hall of residence. Cos of this an old friend, has earned for himself the tag of Stan 'Walker'.

those that become your friend prior to exams, they be like ''Jerry how far na exam dey corner make we organise tutorials make you put us thru'' like they give a shit afterwards

I schooled in Suriname. I don't know what y'all are talking about.

GloriaNinja:
Real people make few friends

Wow. Could this be why I have few friends?

pweetixandy:
actually, I don't know you, but i do know a writer when i see one. its good that you made up an excuse explaining why its boring. next time, settle down to write

lol...you know nothing

But keep thinking you do, I hear such makes for good therapy.

Have a nice day

pweetixandy:
wow... I'm so special

congrats!

misspresident:


okay next pls.

busy body full Nairaland Sha

eyekaynoble:
congrats!

thank u

safarigirl:
lol...you know nothing
But keep thinking you do, I hear such makes for good therapy.
Have a nice day

tell me more!

Ranchhoddas:
Wow. Could this be why I have few friends?

Probably