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Types Of Friends In The University by safarigirl(f): 7:48pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
As they say, your University years are the best years of your life... This is because of a ton of things, including the fact that these are the years you fully take advantage of your Youthful Exuberance license. But the best part of the University, are the different characters you interact with on a daily basis and those you happen to make friends with. So, i'm going to receive the anointing today and profile the types of friends one makes in school 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by safarigirl(f): 7:50pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
1) The Friend Of Convenience These people are only your friends whenever it's convenient for them. They never invest into the friendship, you don't even get to meet their more prominent group of friends because they don't think you're up to the 'standard'...you're the friend they meet when they want to fill someone with tales of their awesome life because they want you to aspire to be like them. They enjoy the feeling of being fawned over, and they think your life is nowhere as awesome as theirs. More often than not, the stories are filled with lies and exaggerations Your reaction to such friends and their tales usually go: 30 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by safarigirl(f): 7:59pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
2. The Foodie Friends These friends don't know the road to your room/house, neither do they have your contacts unless they're hungry or they see you returning from the market. Their greetings usually go, "Guy, how far? Chow dey?" Or "Babe, you cook today? Hope say my mouth dey". They are usually responsible for your provisions finishing before mid-semester Your reaction whenever these guys knock at your door and you're eating 58 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: Types Of Friends In The University by safarigirl(f): 8:23pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
3. The Handout/Material Friend These ones only know you when they want to borrow handouts/material from you. They become regular visitors whenever exam period approaches. They will borrow every piece of paper they see you with, but once exams are over, dem no sabi you again. But once exams approach, they're back like 54 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Nobody: 8:31pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
That's why i choose my friends op. 1 Like |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by safarigirl(f): 8:36pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
4 The Aluta Friends Some people come to the University to further their education, others come to further their political aspirations. These friends contest for whatever positions they can vie for from 100level and are involved in every association. They go from contesting for Parliament or PLO in 100level, once they leave that post, they hustle for a post in their Church fellowship, next up, state association, then, departmental office and if they have time left, SUG. Some of them always act like they don't really want the job and claim people are begging them...and i'm like 33 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Jennydoris(f): 8:44pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
safarigirl: Na this one dey pain pass. They will eat you oooo until you start hiding yourself when cooking and when returning from market . Most times you will be wondering if their parents don't give them feeding money . Guys no too dey do am shaa na all these gurls forming ajebota that fix nails that is longer than handouts... safarigirl: These ones... even after the borrowing ask if if they have started reading yet they will be like "my sister for where, I no even no where to start reading from" ... and then you will be like why all the borrowing then... 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by safarigirl(f): 8:50pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
5. The Upcoming Musician Friends These ones have been into music since Secondary school, they're just looking for how they'll blow. They are usually rappers, they perform at every social function they can sneak their way into in schools and usually have a bunch of hypemen who jump on stage when they perform They usually don't graduate on time or are withdrawn and then they're like 44 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Big4wig(m): 9:44pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
The ones dat run to ur Room to charge their phone immediately u put on Gen.. Usually annoying esp wen a bae u v been timing finally agrees to come nd u will b receiving unnecessary knocks on d door 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Affable0709(m): 9:55pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Hopefully, I can relate to this post next year. what makes the difference between friends we make st home and in school? They are all naughty, callous, and dramatic.... They are all after the feminine specie. Nothing new. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Affable0709(m): 9:55pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
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Re: Types Of Friends In The University by safarigirl(f): 10:02pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
6. The Picture Freak Friends These ones have the life goal to take enough pictures to defy logic. They snap at least 7 pictures everyday and you have the honorable job of being their photographer. They take selfies in class, they want to take a picture next to every nice car, beautiful flowers and fancy buildings....they even photobomb other people's photos Worse still, if your phone has a good camera quality, just know you will be the co-owner of the phone. These friends are usually active on Instagram and Snapchat 27 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Affable0709(m): 10:02pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Space for sale... Cheap lands, #200 only.... why do I feel like I can build a house with 250 naira. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by sathel(m): 10:16pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
You are so on point. this make sense |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by safarigirl(f): 10:28pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
7. The Fanatic Friend Have you praised the Lord today? These ones are most popular in religious associations where they have held every post possible They are a living, breathing version of your conscience, always harping the importance of Christ/Allah in your life. They drag you to the church/mosque, invite you for every event holding in God's house and use emotional blackmail if they have to. Whenever they start, you're like 34 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: Types Of Friends In The University by safarigirl(f): 10:43pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
8. The Phone Charger Friends Their phone batteries are never full, everytime you meet them, the first thing they ask you once they've greeted you is, "Guy, how far? You hold your charger for here?" In class, they have a permanent seat next to the working socket, they visit you at odd hours of the day and night to charge your phone. Even when they charge overnight (assuming they can finally afford a charger), the battery still dies before midday. Whenever you go out with them, they're always lookibg for a socket to plug their phones 21 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Types Of Friends In The University by safarigirl(f): 10:46pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
That's all i've got folks Feel free to add any more i may have excluded. Lemme invite honourables tosyne2much, wristbangle and photoshoot to the party 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by tosyne2much(m): 11:11pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Nice one dear I wish I could add to the list but can't because I didn't school in the university, I actually school in the polytechnic so I have no idea of the kinds of friends they meet there... Lemme just observe what guys have to say 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Nobody: 11:30pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
The borrow borrow friends. They borrow virtually everytin. They remember u wen dey are only in need of sometin. Na so one of my friend con borrow my bathing soap dat year 4 Likes |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by ades0la(f): 11:40pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Spot on |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Geekaydon: 11:46pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
safarigirl:this ones ehn,they will wake us up every 5a.m 4 general a.m devotions and my people na them Bleep pass,Bleep anything fuckable,especially the girls,let me keep quiet..and we call this other girls "ijabian sisters" hmmm leapz sealed again 1 Like |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Craigston: 12:31am On Aug 12, 2016 |
The academics-only friends: they talk to you only when they need assistance on a concept or topic they don't understand. After that you don't get close to even their friendzone. The social media friends: they don't talk to you in class or anywhere around the school but they become friendly to you on WhatsApp. Weird. The ambitious ones: these ones have only one requirement for friendship (actually there may be more than one) --- be ready to listen to them talk about their ambitions as often as you meet. They can cheer you up and encourage you to keep going on even when you feel empty. The selfish ones: the ones that want to have as much intellectual advantage as possible over every other person. They seldom share knowledge and feel threatened whenever other seem to be catching up with them. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Stanleywaxy(m): 1:02am On Aug 12, 2016 |
The Soccer guru kind of friends 9 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Types Of Friends In The University by spanzed(m): 1:36am On Aug 12, 2016 |
lol....thats friendship for you,even with their behavior u just have to manage them 1 Like |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by photoshoot(m): 3:57am On Aug 12, 2016 |
safarigirl: With passion, I dislike the ones that fall in dis category. sadly I have got a lot of them as "friends'. 4 Likes |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by SweetieConstie(f): 9:45am On Aug 12, 2016 |
Lolzzz... Quite hilarious! Lalasticlala, good morning! |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Nobody: 9:56am On Aug 12, 2016 |
safarigirl:naso I d read my books jejely nahim this kind guy come rap for my back I think say 2pac Don even resurrect 6 Likes |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by Assistance(m): 10:22am On Aug 12, 2016 |
ok |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by NameChecker: 10:22am On Aug 12, 2016 |
ok |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by pweetixandy: 10:23am On Aug 12, 2016 |
not everyone is a writer. very boring read I must say. very boring 2 Likes |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by veekid(m): 10:23am On Aug 12, 2016 |
You forgot the fvck buddies, the chain smokers ET all |
Re: Types Of Friends In The University by adewumiopeyemi(m): 10:23am On Aug 12, 2016 |
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