dunkem21:



You used advanced sarcasm..

Sorry for the barrage of attacks, people dey vex

lolz...tnx bro..I aint bothered a bit..
I knew very few wud tune to the reasonin frequency of my statements on dis thread...
It takes only an intelligent mind to decipher em'..

yashau:
my third time of making fp on nairaland, dear god do not let this be my last, as am typing this from sick bed!!

it definately cant be ur last u have GOD just prophesise good health and see wonders

Keneking:
Ok, can you engage the Master that powered you into governance.No.
Please mind your language Mr. Lai.
A better way to speak could be ..to give reassurance to Nigerians of government continued effort(s) at providing security for its citizens.

I wonder where u got this thinking, David Cameron called us fantastically corrupt in public and u people cheered him up, now this. My friend learn to stand for urself than having this mediocre mentality. Even with d so-called security in US, a lot of crime still happen, si why this nonsense.

This guy de make devil envy.But U.S. Is not the safest place sha. If you watch investigation id you will know why.

Nigeria is unsafe but not as bad as us puts it after all is it not our citizens that go to immigration to tell them that Nigeria is a war zone just to get asylum.

I have seen five Nigerian file for asylum over the past 8months so why won't they say Nigeria is unsafe.

2dugged:
abi o,lai is on point, in all fairness, you won't last a week in some states in America as a black tourist without getting mugged atleast once, we have our problems, but so do they

yes my brother

KwaraRat:


Zombie General

You should learn to recognise sarcasm when u see it. Try to understand the nuances of English language especially when it's deliberately highlighted. Now read again carefully:

0ubenji:
OP..nice thread jaree...

Don't mind these anti-Nigerian oyinbos..

Every state in Nigeria is very well safe..

BORNO and YOBE are even the safest places at that..

I wonder why they would just talk as if they know naija pass our HONEST GOV'T, well represented by LAI Mohammed.

Tell dem oooooo

chiraqDemon:
Lai don talk true....imagine chicago.....400 homicides already this year wit gds. bds. vice lords. black p stones. 4cornerhustlers. And every other gang de shoot
Even detroit and baltimore and new york
naija and all e troubles safe pass US

At least there is data u can refer to which tells u how many homicides there have been this year in Chicago. Can you even begin to hazard a guess as to how many homicides have been recorded in Benue State alone this year?

01Mysticdon:

yes my brother

why do people always call me bro?,do i sound like a guy?,this is not the first nor fifth time

freeze001:

You should learn to recognise sarcasm when u see it. Try to understand the nuances of English language especially when it's deliberately highlighted. Now read again carefully:

Ma Niggress!...u even missed whr I highlighted LAI(lie) Mohammed too sef.
U needn't go thru the stress mehn..let him and some inapt others throw needless jibes at me.
They are very welcome

2dugged:
why do people always call me bro?,do i sound like a guy?,this is not the first nor fifth time

uh...thr cud be only 2 reasons for this..
1. Ur moniker is so, so unladylike

2. God might be trying to expose sumtin bou u, we the rest NLanders don't knw...so..erm..now will be a gudtime to confess....#juzSayin

2dugged:
why do people always call me bro?,do i sound like a guy?,this is not the first nor fifth time

maybe ma

0ubenji:

Ma Nigga!...u even missed whr I highlighted LAI(lie) Mohammed too sef.
U needn't go thru the stress mehn..let him and some inapt others throw needless jibes at me.
They are very welcome

I tire. Meanwhile I'm female so u wanna try 'niggress' or 'sistah'? Lol

freeze001:


I tire. Meanwhile I'm female so u wanna try 'niggress' or 'sistah'? Lol

lolz..uhm..Niggress seems cool to me...
Lemme go widah..

0ubenji:
uh...thr cud be only 2 reasons for this..
1. Ur moniker is so, so unladylike

2. God might be trying to expose sumtin bou u, we the rest NLanders don't knw...so..erm..now will be a gudtime to confess....#juzSayin

hehehehehehehehehe, I am a lady and my moniker was coined because of trolls,they inspired me to come up with the name, and whats so unladylike in not backing down?

01Mysticdon:

maybe ma

hehehehe, Abeg o,i don't know how a woman should sound like on issues bothering on the country. It affects me the same way it affects you

madridguy:
USA " Home of crimes and criminals ".

Nice one Alhaji Lai.

If Nigeria High Commissions and Embassies are clueless and don't know how to support her citizens in different countries, it is a shame. Nigeria can't stop a very responsible government like US from discharging its duties to her citizens. It's part of normal consular responsibilities for countries to give security guidance to her citizens residing in foreign countries.

Whenever I want to travel to any country especially African or Asian countries, the current security reports issued by the US Embassy in that country is a document I must download and read. Always objective and factual. Nigeria is only acting Ostrich, by denying the report. Shame!

On the issue of crimes in US. More crimes may be committed in US than Nigeria, but there is very high chances that a large number of those crimes would be detected, resolved and prosecuted. Unlike in Nigeria, that a large number would be undetected and/or unresolved thus no prosecution. Even the few that are detected would be badly prosecuted.

2dugged:
hehehehe, Abeg o,i don't know how a woman should sound like on issues bothering on the country. It affects me the same way it affects you

Noted! Let's hope Nigeria gets better.

2dugged:
hehehehehehehehehe, I am a lady and my moniker was coined because of trolls,they inspired me to come up with the name

oh...that is a plausible ansa..flex on

2dugged:
and whats so unladylike in not backing down?

biko! Niggress, I made no reference to ur character in my statement. Kindly read again. To fight no hungry me dis aftanun oo.
I juz chow bitter-sweet yam with parfried egg. Mk e digest biko.
*sips chilled yorghurt*

*leans back and relaxes on couch*

*continues typing*

Cc: freeze001[the use of the 'Niggress' tin make sense abi?..*winks*..lolz]

01Mysticdon:

Noted! Let's hope Nigeria gets better.

better?, with the parameters before me,I don't see that happening soon, if I have the opportunity, I will run away and leave it for zombies to enjoy their change, it's only August a bag of rice is 20k, by November I wonder how much it will go for?, this Christmas go tough

0ubenji:
oh...that is a plausible ansa..flex on
biko! Niggress, I made no reference to ur character in my statement. Kindly read again. To fight no hungry me dis aftanun oo.
I juz chow bitter-sweet yam with parfried egg. Mk e digest biko.
*sips chilled yorghurt*

*leans back and relaxes on couch*

*continues typing*

Cc: freeze001[the use of the 'Niggress' tin make sense abi?..*winks*..lolz]

No be small thing.

0ubenji:
oh...that is a plausible ansa..flex on
biko! Niggress, I made no reference to ur character in my statement. Kindly read again. To fight no hungry me dis aftanun oo.
I juz chow bitter-sweet yam with parfried egg. Mk e digest biko.
*sips chilled yorghurt*

*leans back and relaxes on couch*

*continues typing*

Cc: freeze001[the use of the 'Niggress' tin make sense abi?..*winks*..lolz]

nigress?, Tiger /tigress, nigga /nigress,hehehehe, I hope nor be sweetened youghurt? if not na dysentery you dey ask o

2dugged:
better?, with the parameters before me,I don't see that happening soon, if I have the opportunity, I will run away and leave it for zombies to enjoy their change, it's only August a bag of rice is 20k, by November I wonder how much it will go for?, this Christmas go tough

all we got is hope. This country have been operated and designed in such a way that the youths are powerless. Insecurity is the greatest problem now especially here in Rivers State

01Mysticdon:

all we got is hope. This country have been operated and designed in such a way that the youths are powerless. Insecurity is the greatest problem now especially here in Rivers State

when the economy goes down, crime goes up, any where in the world that's how it works, to think we have not entered ember-month

pack and go to borno

2dugged:
when the economy goes down, crime goes up, any where in the world that's how it works, to think we have not entered ember-month

2dugged:
when the economy goes down, crime goes up, any where in the world that's how it works, to think we have not entered ember-month

just speechless, don't know which way forward

US lied like Lai(lie) mohammed

They celebrated US classification of Nigeria unsafe under GEJ to further their claims on how badly GEJ government was.

Now their former paymasters have served them a hors d'oeuvres.

The pressure is coming.

The US listens more to the street than the present government seems to.

Lai Mohammed should rather take this to his masters and forge policies, economic and otherwise that will even keep the foreigners working here safe at least before we talk of tourism that is dead already.

This is the index of safety of a country not what we the locals feel about how safe it is.

Do we have any vacationers wilfully coming to Nigeria for vacation.... the answer is hell NO.
The International Flight travels tell it all.

The people coming in are those working here, doing biz here already hence are stucked or those invited and would be restricted to Southern Nigeria and Abuja at most.
The rest are Nigerians travelling out.


We need to reboot this system.....ko le work bayi.

2dugged:
nigress?, Tiger /tigress, nigga /nigress,hehehehe, I hope nor be sweetened youghurt? if not na dysentery you dey ask o

Nah... Na sour yorghurt

ancientbanana:
Yes America lied, because all the states are unsafe not just 20states.

wasnt london bombed??,wasnt bruxels bombed??,wasnt paris and many more bombed??...

america doesnt have domestic violence??....since when our own domestic-violence become a reason to avoid 20 states in nigeria??.....

abegiiii...make dem kukuma stay away,ojare...!!!!....

thedarkside:


wasnt london bombed??,wasnt bruxels bombed??,wasnt paris and many more bombed??...

america doesnt have domestic violence??....since when our own domestic-violence become a reason to avoid 20 states in nigeria??.....

abegiiii...make dem kukuma stay away,ojare...!!!!....

so it's left to Nigerian govt to warn nigerians not to go to America that it is unsafe over there and not denying an obvious fact Dat Nigeria is unsafe.

ancientbanana:
so it's left to Nigerian govt to warn nigerians not to go to America that it is unsafe over there and not denying an obvious fact Dat Nigeria is unsafe.

do you even know that just two weeks ago,a nigerian was killed in america??...

another one that was only selling sef made cds(not fake ooohhh) was shoot dead by the police??....

do you even know how many nigerians die in a year in america??...


ofcourse not....you dont care about black-peoples lifes!!.....you only care about white-people......

although,you are black ya self!!!!!!......buhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............. ...hilarious.!..