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I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by Nobody: 6:50pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
At this rate, I am getting fearful for my life. A crazy bittch somewhere might be out to get me someday. What animal do you think can protect my territory and chase away intruders and die for me and even inflict grievous injuries A dog seems ideal but I hate taking care of dogs...That's my last resort so any thoughts what animal will fit that category? |
Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by Nobody: 6:51pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
a tiger or a lion can do the job |
Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by Nobody: 6:56pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Snake or scorpion |
Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by Nobody: 6:57pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Get an anaconda |
Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by dajoaneke(m): 6:57pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Heaven knows no wrath like a woman scorned.
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Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by M2dX(m): 7:04pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
i have a china monky, just 500k |
Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by Blakjewelry(m): 7:09pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Op has gone loco |
Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by stiflerdrug: 7:15pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Hyena bruh.. Looks lowkey friendly but got no chill.. + easy to take care of.. |
Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by Nobody: 7:16pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Just get a fowl. . . Trust me, fowls are good at protecting. . . |
Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by PrincessAnna: 7:17pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Like seriously |
Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by Kakamorufu(m): 8:22pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
trained rat will do |
Re: I Want An Animal That Will Bite And Chase Away My Crazy Exes by emmchi(m): 9:09am On Aug 15, 2016 |
Get a black widow spider and put in a jar,place in front of your door entrance. |
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