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My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Nobody: 10:30am On Aug 14, 2016
[b]Good morning to u all my friends, I hope u all attended church service today? Blessings to you all Amen! Well I had an experience today that baffled me somehow as I could not contain it alone so I decided to share with u guys to hear your thoughts on it. Read along.

I arrived church at 6:40am today as services starts at 7 on a dot, so as things were settled and I was fully ready for service, I opened my Bible to the book of James chapter 3 to read, then I saw this guy just came and sat by my side, we didn't greet as friends or anything, and I knew him NOT from anywhere.


Fast forward to when church started, the reverend father started preaching and then said something funny... This guy who never knew or met me before held my shoulder as he laughed, I just looked at him like Shuo! Wetin this one come mean nah.. But he didn't take his hands off, I just pretended like I wasn't pissed, then later on again the reverend father said something funny again and this guy fell on my laps laughing shocked angry the two ladies by my side were even surprised.


I wasn't finding it funny anymore as it was really pissing me off.. Then I wanted to read the Bible and he asked me to lend him same Bible he saw me reading, I quietly gave it to him and after a few mins, he gave it back... And i thought that was all! angry


I was just in a hurry to leave that seat.. But I could do nothing, he kept hitting his hands on mine when dancing in an "I need your attention" style of dance, the ladies were just amazed and laughing in fact.. There was a time he tried talking to me but i quickly put a stop to it by doing other things.. He didn't stop.


When mass was ended, he stopped me and shook my hands and told me he's Kenneth, and I humbly told him my name, then he asked if he'd see me next Sunday, and I said yes then left immediately ...


What do u guys think about this kinda guy
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Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Nobody: 10:33am On Aug 14, 2016
Pls keep reading, I'll update it as time goes on... I mistakenly pressed the submit button.. Sorry for any inconveniences
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by mnaijaboy: 10:36am On Aug 14, 2016
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by mbah2x(m): 10:42am On Aug 14, 2016
you know the game na grin

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Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Topestbilly(m): 10:42am On Aug 14, 2016
Op please keep the update to urself.... I'm more interested in what the pastor preaches not ur encounter with a ........ nvm

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Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by DR1SKLEF(m): 10:42am On Aug 14, 2016
Azzin Gay things?


Cc stunchlord , that dude be a champ in the game.

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Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by mbah2x(m): 10:45am On Aug 14, 2016
Topestbilly:
Op please keep the updated to urself.... I'm more interested in what the pastor preaches not ur encounter with a ........ nvm
na true, we know where your interest dey grin
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Topestbilly(m): 10:48am On Aug 14, 2016
mbah2x:
na true, we know where your interest dey grin

Rili? Oya tell me..
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by rawpadgin(m): 10:49am On Aug 14, 2016
Hope u covered ur yanch with the blood of jesus

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Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Nobody: 10:49am On Aug 14, 2016
DR1SKLEF:
Azzin Gay things?


Cc stunchlord , that dude be a champ in the game.
am really not sure bro... That was why I brought it here... This is my second experience if truely it's gay stuff
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Kakamorufu(m): 10:53am On Aug 14, 2016
hehehe. He's after your anus
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Sunexy(m): 10:55am On Aug 14, 2016
Tell us wat happened next sunday
grin
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by mbah2x(m): 10:58am On Aug 14, 2016
Topestbilly:

Rili? Oya tell me..
i fitint wink
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by IamLEGEND1: 11:13am On Aug 14, 2016
He's just being friendly.
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Adonis3: 11:30am On Aug 14, 2016
h
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Nobody: 11:53am On Aug 14, 2016
Okay.....this is not funny



grin grin
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by stiflerdrug: 11:57am On Aug 14, 2016
Hez just a regular friendly dork.. He ain't gay.. Ya'll quit having dirty mind.. Till he tells yu somin gay.. Den arrest him
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Nobody: 11:58am On Aug 14, 2016
Wow!
You just met angel Gabriel in church grin

He touched my shoulder... I gentle!
He touched my laps... I gentle!

Next will be...I don't know how his thing entered my abunna grin

What a sunday touching story!

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Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by aloobright17: 12:12pm On Aug 14, 2016
Someone said gay thing Op said he's not sure,abeg can you tell us what you're sure of Mr Op.
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by theEYe21(f): 12:21pm On Aug 14, 2016
grin grin grin
rawpadgin:
Hope u covered ur yanch with the blood of jesus
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by theEYe21(f): 12:23pm On Aug 14, 2016
That's how it starts grin
IamLEGEND1:
He's just being friendly.
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Nobody: 12:33pm On Aug 14, 2016
okay u no get work, Dude just wanna be a friend jiz why do we love too little and yet pray too hard
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Nobody: 12:50pm On Aug 14, 2016
Why u no use that bible woser him face grin he would have stopped playing stupid with u grin
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by PrincessAnna: 12:55pm On Aug 14, 2016
So a brother can't touch his brother in church again. You read meaning to things that may not be true. The world is indeed coming to an end.
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by diplomatvicky(f): 1:24pm On Aug 14, 2016
guess he just liked you at first sight...
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Nobody: 1:40pm On Aug 14, 2016
Datcuteguy?? Sounds like a name a gay would call himself. What sort of guy calls himself cute? undecided

So Op stop with the pretense, you gay as _fuck and prolly dress gay as well. Little wonder your gay friend at the church noticed and did not hesitate one second to hit on you. I just pray that nigga would be kind on your anus with enough lubes lest he tears it with his bulala. grin
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Nobody: 1:49pm On Aug 14, 2016
LastMumu:
Datcuteguy?? Sounds like a name a gay would call himself. What sort of guy calls himself cute? undecided

So Op stop with the pretense, you gay as _fuck and prolly dress gay as well. Little wonder your gay friend at the church noticed and did not hesitate one second to hit on you. I just pray that nigga would kind your anus with enough lubes lest he tears it with bulala. grin
for your mind now, you just made sense.. Huh?

Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Surfboard(m): 2:35pm On Aug 14, 2016
Op, there's nothing wrong in a stranger being friendly. In fact, I do it at times, by smiling at random people on the road...and no, it's not gay.
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by firstking01(m): 2:39pm On Aug 14, 2016
Hmmm
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Kingzy4pep(m): 2:52pm On Aug 14, 2016
The guy is gay jare.
Do you need a priest to prophesy to you first?
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Nobody: 2:52pm On Aug 14, 2016
Surfboard:
In fact, I do it at times, by smiling at random people on the road...and no, it's not gay.

Ofcourse you are not gay, you are just crazy. grin
Re: My Experience In Church Today... What Would U Say About This??? by Surfboard(m): 2:53pm On Aug 14, 2016
LastMumu:


Ofcourse you are not gay, you are just crazy. grin

Lol, crazy? It's a mark of genius.

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