A conversation between Yar Adua and Turai while celebrating Nigeria's independence day in Saudi Arabia. Date: 01/10/ 2009.

Turai: We're just chopping sha! It is better than 419,
Yar Adua: Dem be fool.
Turai: Government is going very well; you snobbed Obama and we have even finished those Niger Delta people.
Yar Adua: Dem be fool.
Turai: Business is good. Ibori has been running this country so well. Why do Nigerians hate him?
Yar Adua: Dem be fool.
Turai: Hmm, we even brought in the idiot Sanusi. He bailed the banks out with 420 billion, people warned but kai! That man is stubborn! The banks immediately lost value to the tune of 470 billion. Me, I don't know maths but. . . And Nigerians are still praising him. Yakare!
Yar Adua: Turai my only Kuli Kuli, dem be fool; let us sell the independence papers next o jare!. . .

Let us pray that Yar Adua declares his very own independence and abandons the country for Saudi Arabia. . . Never to return.

Meanwhile. . .

Yar’Adua’s second term campaign hots up – The Nation
September 27, 2009 by tim

Brushing aside rumours of ill-health and rash of criticisms on inept leadership from the opposition, the Presidency and top officials of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP have launched an intensive, yet underground campaign to ensure President Umaru Yar’Adua returns to power in the coming presidential elections, which is 20 months away.


For the past eight months, the source revealed, an intensive but stealthy campaign has been launched, which include but not limited to widespread mobilisation of the nation’s most critical sector. An independent source revealed that ‘billions of naira’ have been raised for the campaign.

Irrespective of his achievement profile, Yar’Adua’s re-election is said to be a critical factor to certain symbiotic interests; the core-North, which intends to hold on to power for geo-political reasons, a section of the business and political class which think its interests would be further consolidated with the President’s second coming.

The PDP also seems to rely strongly on the advantage of a weak, polarised and sometimes opportunistic opposition at the national level to push for Yar’Adua’s return.

http://nigerianbulletin.com/summary-plus-news/yar%E2%80%99adua%E2%80%99s-second-term-campaign-hots-up-the-nation/27092009/10071/

Topic.
Maybe,

Methinks Aso rock is the new address of the Saudi embassy