teekay213:
true talk op.

lecturerdabo:
Ur Sunday service today was really wonderful if you learnt all these today!!


Congrats!!!

Kingzulex:
Op wetn u dey use moan do? My brother Bleep wear ur nikka waka

mrmrmister:
Op is this your own sunday sermon??

imustsaymymindo:

Moan dey very essential o. Na ginger na and e dey bring fulfilment say you make person scream hala your name.

imustsaymymindo:

People have different ministries.

Kingzulex:
And Btw,Seun is always getting all the girls laid,meanwhile am yet to see That Lalasticala with any girl

Kingzulex:

Bros Instead of u to dey pray make angel gabriel hala ur name for people wey go make heaven

mrbillz:
Nawa oo so person go take time to take note of all these all in the name of sexual pleasure. Make I start to dey observe then

mrmrmister:
God bless your ministry

imustsaymymindo:

In all things you find your hand doing brother, do it well. Even if it sex

BiafraBushBoy:
Op thanks... I just did mine, She is fake!!/

Dang!!

imustsaymymindo:

Which one of the methods worked for you?

imustsaymymindo:
Yesterday afternoon, a friend named Seun was narrating his dominant ability in bed story to me. He told me how he made a popular “runs girl” in our hood plead for mercy, bite her tongue, moan for joy and beg for more. With mixed feelings, I could not believe his stories. Everybody who attended the secondary school I and Seun went to knows that he is a very very little person underneath. Could he have grown so big in 6 years to make a popular “runs girl” with a wide something moan so much in pleasure? Many men in Seun shoes have fallen victim of fake moans and screams. This article would expose the ways to uncover the age old secret of women faking moans and screams for pleasure:

1. The ohhh-ahhh method:
This is rather a trial and error method and should be used by a person with good auditory senses. Its success rate is 90 percent. This is how it works. The first step is to notice the sounds your girl makes while inserting and extracting. For instance, she might say ohhh during insertion and ahhh during extraction. When you start to notice she starts saying ahhh for ohhh during insertion and vice versa, my brother take note. Furthermore, she might want to correct herself in a flash when she notices that she has used a word for another. So, she would go like ohhhhhhhh shii…. then changes it to ahhh very quick during insertion. Just stop the sex at that point. She is deceiving you.

2. The Monkey style:
They say to catch a monkey, you have to behave like one. With a success rate of 93 percent and one popular with those that have acting skills, the Monkey style remains one of the best methods. Quite simple, all you have to do is to pretend that you have reached your climax. Shake your head and body like one who is having epilepsy and scream like you are about to climax. If she also screams and even says “she is about to climax”, my brother in the Lord, she has succeeded putting you in Seun’s shoes.

3. Take her for her words System:
Although, this is the least successful method with a success rate of 70 percent. There are words and there are words. When she says words like Jesu! Oh my God! Give it to me! and what not on regular conversations and uses those same words in the bedroom, then there is a 70 percent chance she is deceiving you. I for one being a 25-minute man on an average and knowing the in and out of the female anatomy, I make my girl scream my first name when we do the do. Note: She calls me by my nick in regular conversations.

4. Use the beat to dictate the tune method:
Well, I was once a victim of fake moans and screams when I was a 10-minute man. I realized this by using this method. Record the sounds she is making on your phone while doing the do. Load the .wav file in a DAW (Digital audio workstation) e.g fruity loops, Cubase. Accompany the sound with a slow instrumental and fade or gate the voice to about -6db. Use a graphical equalizer to measure for consistencies in the low end. If the sounds in the low end are too inconsistent then she is deceiving you. With a success rate of 99 percent, you need a bit of production and sound engineering skills for this. I did this and I had to transform from a 10-minute man to a 25-minute man and all the fake moans are now gone.

5. Prayer is the key:
In all things, God is involved. He is the one that would decide either you are big inside or small underneath. He can help you to find out your girl’s moaning secrets. The disadvantage of fake moans and screams is that men think they are very good leaving no room for improvement whereby one of the party is unsatisfied. With a 100 percent success rate, the fake moans and screams would be revealed to you if you can seriously fast and pray about it for 10 good days. A man that used this method woke up in the middle of the night and discovered his girl have been using her fingers to do the do even after giving it to her the other night. He then realized his girl has been unsatisfied and he needed to work more. He is a happy man now.

Before I leave, some women are accustomed to fake moans. It only takes a porn star to make another porn star moan really. My advice to everyone is to choose a girl with the same experience and a compatible size to prevent stories that touch. Cut your cloth according to your size. Happy Sunday!