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22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Naijasinglegirl: 12:09pm On Aug 29, 2016
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 12:12pm On Aug 29, 2016
abeg we fit meet, i need to beat you for this rubbish

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Surfboard(m): 12:16pm On Aug 29, 2016
Is you normal undecided

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 12:17pm On Aug 29, 2016
thats number 16 cheesy you wan make person die

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by iykekelvins(m): 12:18pm On Aug 29, 2016
Tchew, so if I won cross road and trailer dey pass

Make I waka now, as per macho man

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by youngberry001(m): 12:22pm On Aug 29, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
thats number 16 cheesy you wan make person die





he run's when crossing the road grin

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by soberkid: 12:27pm On Aug 29, 2016
22) He uses "hi" to start a conversation with his fellow guy

23) He is always reluctant to get naked in front of guys

24) His room is "always" well arranged with everything in the right place.

25) He gets all touchy touchy' with his fellow guys, consciously and unconsciously

26) He watches 'telemundo' and is addicted to soap operas

27) He never talks about his adventures with 'women' even with his closest guys.......

28) Listens to weird music

29) "Excessively' well groomed

30) Does pedicure and manicure a bit too regularly ................

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by MacSmart(m): 12:28pm On Aug 29, 2016
Madam Op (becos it is obvious u r a girl out to cause trouble in d boys world) if all thos this u r saying in are true, that means I am gay; or wait oooo let me consult the gods

SANGO *invokes gods

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by MacSmart(m): 12:31pm On Aug 29, 2016
Wait for it, it is coming.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 12:32pm On Aug 29, 2016
Ignorance is a bliss. Your list is total nonsense. undecided

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 12:33pm On Aug 29, 2016
The posters above are gayBriels

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Berbierklaus(f): 12:36pm On Aug 29, 2016
Going by this list then 90% of Nigerian men are gay gringrin

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 1:04pm On Aug 29, 2016
I do like 88% of these things. I will neva get unclad in front of my fellow guys btw. im not gay. anyone could be homosexual, there are no warning signs.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nicolax: 1:07pm On Aug 29, 2016
The only one I agree with is if a guy watches telemundo. Only gays do that

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by CheedyJ(m): 1:11pm On Aug 29, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
abeg we fit meet, i need to beat you for this rubbish
Abeg, u fit beat am on my behalf self, abeg

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by shumuel(m): 1:18pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/


Sorry sister, am guilty of 7(1-5, 10,12) on your list and am not Gay angry

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by jamalnation(m): 1:18pm On Aug 29, 2016
LOl
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 1:22pm On Aug 29, 2016
I'll just assume the op only trying to be funny. I take it she's being sarcastic

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by IamLEGEND1: 1:24pm On Aug 29, 2016
WindUpMerchant:
I do like 88% of these things. I will neva get unclad in front of my fellow guys btw. im not gay. anyone could be homosexual, there are no warning signs.
You all these ajebo shidren wey no experience boarding life sef.... na only to dey do homework for parlour and doing omo-mummy una sabi.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Whizzcute(m): 1:24pm On Aug 29, 2016
I wonder what the OP smoked.
I do most of the things listed and am as STRAIGHT as Six O'clock grin

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by spartoo: 1:30pm On Aug 29, 2016
lolzz..

funny enough there is a lot of truth in all these points. I've seen a gay man spend more than an hour grooming. it's so irritating I always feel like commiting murder.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 1:30pm On Aug 29, 2016
I shave my legs. I guess that makes me Lord of the gays undecided

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by LuvU2: 1:31pm On Aug 29, 2016
More than 10 gays spotted and still counting smiley

23) They never have anything good to say about women.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 1:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
iykekelvins:
Tchew, so if I won cross road and trailer dey pass

Make I waka now, as per macho man

gringringringrin

I tire o

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 1:37pm On Aug 29, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
I'll just assume the op only trying to be funny. I take it she's being sarcastic

You no go change your siggy?

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by ODUNEWUWURA(f): 1:41pm On Aug 29, 2016
what is meaning of gays

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Park01: 1:41pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

[s]1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing
[/s]


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/
trash!

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by iykekelvins(m): 1:45pm On Aug 29, 2016
skarlett:

gringringringrin
I tire o
This op is highgrin
Nne, how is your day going?

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by advanceDNA: 1:48pm On Aug 29, 2016
Haaaaa

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 1:50pm On Aug 29, 2016
IamLEGEND1:
You all these ajebo shidren wey no experience boarding life sef.... na only to dey do homework for parlour and doing omo-mummy una sabi.
hehe, I no go boarding school but I no be ajebo like that oh! me sef soji wella, Infack I be pako. I sure say I sabi street way pass you sef.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 1:59pm On Aug 29, 2016
skarlett:


You no go change your siggy?

Lol. I just came back from ban since the miss NL

Thanks, I will
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 2:02pm On Aug 29, 2016
I get it..... I think

Makin' a point of the outlandish homophobic suspicions amongst straight men ? grin

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