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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by amtalkin(f): 4:43pm On Aug 30, 2016
Many will blame Buhari for it
Trust Buhari to blame the last administration for it too


the blame goes on undecided undecided
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by fuadnero(m): 4:43pm On Aug 30, 2016
Seriously
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by MRXELA(m): 4:43pm On Aug 30, 2016
vv
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by DozieInc(m): 4:43pm On Aug 30, 2016
Ishopbest:

Where were you in 1960
Life goes on... been around since '59
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Temitoppe(m): 4:44pm On Aug 30, 2016
Life without Google

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Orikinla(m): 4:44pm On Aug 30, 2016
OP needs help.
Yahoo, Bing and other search engines are there.
The richest bloggers in Nigeria don't make their millions from Google AdSense.
Blogger is just one of sereval apps for blogging.

http://totnaija..com.ng/2016/08/where-womens-religious-attire-is.html

Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by techinfong: 4:45pm On Aug 30, 2016
It will take time brother

what of those that may loose their gmail?
alienvirus:
Another company will take over immediately. Google will not be missed.
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Guyman02: 4:46pm On Aug 30, 2016
21. MTN will say to listen to Google Music press 11 grin
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by fineyemi(m): 4:46pm On Aug 30, 2016
So www.Guru9ja.com will be gone
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by MrRichy(m): 4:46pm On Aug 30, 2016
I can't imagine going back to waptrick to download apps....
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by olanshile2016(m): 4:46pm On Aug 30, 2016
greatest nightmare of naija students, Google fold up keh.
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by techinfong: 4:48pm On Aug 30, 2016
Ask anyone aroud you what is bing if he/she won't tell you bingo. Many don't even know yahoo exist sef

Mention those richest blogger oga

Orikinla:
OP needs help.
Yahoo, Bing and other search engines are there.
The richest bloggers in Nigeria don't make their millions from Google AdSense.
Blogger is just one of sereval apps for blogging.
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Fidelismaria: 4:48pm On Aug 30, 2016
No 1 Got Me Laffin
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by techinfong: 4:50pm On Aug 30, 2016
Lols
MrRichy:
I can't imagine going back to waptrick to download apps....
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by TAXMASTER: 4:51pm On Aug 30, 2016
I DON'T NEED GOOGLE,MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS EVERYTHING.

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by techinfong: 4:52pm On Aug 30, 2016
Oga always visit http://techinfo.com.ng for more updates
am sure you go laugh tired
Fidelismaria:
No 1 Got Me Laffin
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by AlexDeedat(m): 5:05pm On Aug 30, 2016
if dat happen, na Buhari I go blame personally.
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Malakh: 5:05pm On Aug 30, 2016
Truth of the matter is it will happen and be offline for days and weeks, don't ask me how I know but remember that Martial law would be in effect
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by goshen26: 5:22pm On Aug 30, 2016
weirdestbruv:
Some 100,000+ people will become unemployed.
100k Ke....talk 100m+
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by ebby9z(m): 5:23pm On Aug 30, 2016
Reading this post, what perched on my consciousness is the fact that some human created this intellectual and financial life-support machine...which more than half of the whole world can not do without.

What would be remembered for when we leave this brown earth?

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by SmartMugu: 5:26pm On Aug 30, 2016
Every android phone user will feel it.
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by DoyenExchange: 5:33pm On Aug 30, 2016
OMG! It's scary!
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by x6blade(m): 5:34pm On Aug 30, 2016
autolearner:
1.[s]People will search for google alternatives on the same google that is offline[/s] How do you search on what is offline?

2.[s]Nairaland will turn to african best search engine and its traffic will fall by 40% and rise again by 80%[/s] You missed the word Facebook

4.[s]Feedburner will no longer forward any damn newsletter to your mail [/s] Who still gets disturbed by feedburner these days.. you don't have an active spam filter?

5.[s]Your gmail friends and family is all but gone[/s] who again keeps active network on gmail?

6. Many will blame buhari for it You just thought like a typical half-baked Nigerian.

7. [s]Bing visitors and ask.com will increase by 90%[/s] Ultimately...but you are missing Yahoo search!

9. [s]Youtube freaks will start staying tuned to their Tv[/s] Is Youtube the only video sharing site your techblog knows?

10. [s]Students will start failing since their is no google search to dub for projects[/s] Wikipedia, Yahoo e.t.c will come through

[s]11.Opera users will hold a party for google downfall[/s] You mean IE & Firefox as Opera has not had not more than 2.6% of market share since 2003.

15.[s]Google is your friend will turn to bing is your friend[/s] Bing is never friends with anybody and would never be. Allow that sink in!

16. [s]Playstore addicts will start heading back to waptrick and other top app downloading store[/s] You speak so 19th century? Waptrick? Really!?

17. [s]Linda ikeji blog will be gone and a downgraded celebrity blogger will takeover since most celebrity bloggers hate wordpress[/s] The Linda is bigger than Blogger itself already!

23. [s]No google analytics again and this will affect wordpress users majorly,na to start using simple hits counter surepass[/s] Google Analytics isn't even the best professional analytical tools of choice. So.......
24. [s]Online translating may be lost since google translator will be down[/s] Crawl out of that damn hole you are man.. undecided

25. [s]Google+ that made it easy for you to to read news,check profiles,meet friends will be gone[/s] Really??!!?? undecided undecided

30. [s]Many will get to know that there is a site http://techinfo.com.ng that publish Tech news as at when due and to comment and show appreciation on the blog[/s] So you clearly agree you won't get known till Google folds up!? cry cry

Oga no be quarell Na

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by RexTramadol1: 5:36pm On Aug 30, 2016
jimohibrahim:
So on point,what i will miss most is my Google voice account
tell me about it pls
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by jimohibrahim(m): 5:37pm On Aug 30, 2016
RexTramadol1:

tell me about it pls

Google it bruh
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Goyim: 5:42pm On Aug 30, 2016
So there are still people in this country that use google?
Lol, keep giving your data to CIA, plebs.
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by kaakaa1(m): 6:11pm On Aug 30, 2016
No expo for students that day grin grin and no stupid questions again like 'when will Buhari die?'
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by DonCortino: 6:12pm On Aug 30, 2016
MMM go cast! grin
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by techinfong: 6:15pm On Aug 30, 2016
You are damn annoying

incase you don't know,my no1 means they will make the mistake of searching
autolearner:
1.[s]People will search for google alternatives on the same google that is offline[/s] How do you search on what is offline?

2.[s]Nairaland will turn to african best search engine and its traffic will fall by 40% and rise again by 80%[/s] You missed the word Facebook

4.[s]Feedburner will no longer forward any damn newsletter to your mail [/s] Who still gets disturbed by feedburner these days.. you don't have an active spam filter?

5.[s]Your gmail friends and family is all but gone[/s] who again keeps active network on gmail?

6. Many will blame buhari for it You just thought like a typical half-baked Nigerian.

7. [s]Bing visitors and ask.com will increase by 90%[/s] Ultimately...but you are missing Yahoo search!

9. [s]Youtube freaks will start staying tuned to their Tv[/s] Is Youtube the only video sharing site your techblog knows?

10. [s]Students will start failing since their is no google search to dub for projects[/s] Wikipedia, Yahoo e.t.c will come through

[s]11.Opera users will hold a party for google downfall[/s] You mean IE & Firefox as Opera has not had not more than 2.6% of market share since 2003.

15.[s]Google is your friend will turn to bing is your friend[/s] Bing is never friends with anybody and would never be. Allow that sink in!

16. [s]Playstore addicts will start heading back to waptrick and other top app downloading store[/s] You speak so 19th century? Waptrick? Really!?

17. [s]Linda ikeji blog will be gone and a downgraded celebrity blogger will takeover since most celebrity bloggers hate wordpress[/s] The Linda is bigger than Blogger itself already!

23. [s]No google analytics again and this will affect wordpress users majorly,na to start using simple hits counter surepass[/s] Google Analytics isn't even the best professional analytical tools of choice. So.......
24. [s]Online translating may be lost since google translator will be down[/s] Crawl out of that damn hole you are man.. undecided

25. [s]Google+ that made it easy for you to to read news,check profiles,meet friends will be gone[/s] Really??!!?? undecided undecided

30. [s]Many will get to know that there is a site http://techinfo.com.ng that publish Tech news as at when due and to comment and show appreciation on the blog[/s] So you clearly agree you won't get known till Google folds up!? cry cry

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Sphilip1(m): 6:32pm On Aug 30, 2016
[size=15pt] #Adsense 99.9 percent #bloggers will all go broke[/size]
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by AnodaIT(m): 6:58pm On Aug 30, 2016
x6blade:
Oga no be quarell Na
The guy is so damn annoying

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