By Hellyjay S.

He was still yapping like he’s always done—like a gasbag he’s always been—with 75 percent of his talk bubbling with hot air. As usual. On any sunny day, like you know.

But things got pretty gross on Monday when Ekiti’s Gov. Ayo Fayose aired his reason for assenting to the Ekiti Grazing Bill he sponsored before the state Assembly. Know what: He had never in his second life (as governor) been so dingbat as to have assented, with such a clear head, to a bill.

The last law-making stuff Fayose did before this was the 2016 appropriation bill for the state in December. And it wasn’t a dumb show like that of August 29. On the day of budget presentation last year, the PDP governor, like some tramp, loafed into the House in his jean pants (he was in Bermuda shorts when signing it) and Polo-shirt. He grabbed the gavel, hammered it down—all you APC’s naysayers could fug yourselves—and, alone, made and passed the padded budget proposal into law. And the bright spark the Ekiti voters call Speaker Kolawole Oluwawole, drooling, stared on in wide-eyed surprise. And, you know, everybody was happy.

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