zikter:
is long story but I will summarize.
clears throat.
once upon a time, a man name gej was seeking for a second term as President. The chances of his success were minimal and he became desperate, inviting sheriff to the party. elections finally came but gej lost to a man called pmb. PDP was in turmoil due to the shock of the defeat as there was no clear leadership. after series of events, two men knocked on sheriff gate and the gate many opened. they identified themselves as wike and fayose. when they arrived the sitting room, sheriff had just finished a hot plate of tuwo masara and mian kuka served by the first wife. he was sipping chilled kunu when they sat down.
wike: OGA sheriff weldone.
sheriff: yo waa sanu da zua.
fayose: OGA we need you to come and save PDP as chairman.
sheriff:walahi I don't want
wike:OGA pls pls sir help us.
sheriff: ok
that is how he became chairman.
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