A girl caught in exam malpractice said "Heaven helps those who help themselves"

A bank robber caught stealing for the first time asked "Have you not heard what Jesus and his disciples did when they were hungry?"

A man who was contemplating whether to marry or not went to two priests for advice. The first one said "It is not good for a man not to marry" The second priest said "Read Mathew 19:10-12Summary: If one can afford not to marry, he should not marry)

A terrorist was asked to change by a priest. The terrorist said "I am doing the work of God that everyone else have refused to do. Christ did not come to the world to bring peace but a sword. To bring disagreement between people"

A cultist was caught and rebuked of being a sinner. He replied the pastor saying: "You no sabi Jesus and the rich man? No one is good but One." If Jesus na bad guy, me na bad guy too. You must be bad guy to go to heaven"

A very poor man who could hardly get a nice meal for himself proclaimed loudly to passers-by shouting "I tell you most solemnly. It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for all you rich men to enter the kingdom of God!"

When a tyrant rose to the throne by rigging said "It is the will of God. I am a God-ordained king."

am sure there are lot more examples

Hahahaha. What a fithy book

Abuzola:

Hahahaha. What a fithy book

In your small mind

Abuzola:

Hahahaha. What a fithy book

I now completely agree that you are insane. . . . . .What about your own filthy koran?

Mazaje sè you chop craze ? How my laughter take affect ur lungs , hmmm, My Quran is clear of impurity

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Abuzola:

Hahahaha. What a fithy book

Quran, hahahaha, manuals for the terrorists and boko haramists

ogaga and abuzola sitting on a tree

Whatz up tpiah, would u like to our association, ogaga will give u the invitation. Come and u will experience the light of truth,

PurestBoy:

Quran, hahahaha, manuals for the terrorists and boko haramists

You know what we are talking
I am not afraid of them suicide bombers though, coz life's nothing to them
Senseless religion = senseless products

Go and live for 60,000 years, shameless people who worship a god who cry like goat on the cross see mathew 27:46 and the god didn't even survive, he die. Chei anyama aburkutu , why should i worship a dead god

eish,

@poster and abuzola, this is the reason i won't reply you, ''Do not speak in the hearing of a fool, for he will despise the wisdom of your words'' Proverbs 23:9

Abuzola:

Whatz up tpiah, would u like to our association, ogaga will give u the invitation. Come and u will experience the light of truth,

Jesus go make my presence be like anathema to una.

if you want to enjoy yourselves better dont involve tpia.

sleek29:

@poster and abuzola, this is the reason i won't reply you, ''Do not speak in the hearing of a fool, for he will despise the wisdom of your words'' Proverbs 23:9

You think say u dey read Bible, quo? The topic is about the confusions of the Bible so I wonder the foolishness in someone pointing it out
By the way you never read Proverbs 26:5 , Answer a fool according to his folly. Almost about anything can be supported with the Bible. Without the use of your brains most things are useless

@tpiah- we love you thats why, just try and accept the proposal even though i differ with some ogaga doctrine, i believe jesus is a messiah, God chosen one and a Prophet,

love ke. And who are the we ?

did you read my post at all or you read it but didnt understand.

I be kemferi to all of una. especially you and ogaga4luv.

I love you two too with the love of Christ but as you can see this is no traffic jam but a dead end road.

[size=13pt]Tpia dear have you ask yourself this simple question: Why, when you read the Bible, are you not left in awe? Why doesn't a book written by an omniscient being leave you with a sense of wonder and amazement? If you are reading a book written by the all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving creator of the universe, wouldn't you expect to be stunned by the brilliance, the clarity and the wisdom of the author? Would you not expect each new page to intoxicate you with its incredible prose and its spectacular insight? Wouldn't you expect the author to tell us things that ^scientists have not been able to discover yet? huh tell me . . .

Yet, when we open the Bible and actually read it, we find it is nothing like that at all. Instead of leaving us in awe, it leaves us dumbfounded by all of the nonsense and backwardness that it contains . If you read what the Bible actually says, you find that the Bible is ridiculous. The examples shown above barely scratch the surface of the Bible's numerous problems. If we are honest with ourselves, it is obvious that an "all-knowing" God had absolutely nothing to do with this book.

The reason why the Bible contains so much nonsense is because God is imaginary. The Bible is a book written thousands of years ago by primitive men. A book that advocates senseless murder, slavery and the oppression of women has no place in our society today.

I feel you after reading this post you didn't make effort to realise the truth therein. . .?,please stop the ^{Ignorantus Virus} and lets face the reality.[/size]

I feel ur point mr ogaga. I Just hope she will see the light

The Bible is a book of wisdom

The only person still chatting with the pedophile abuzola and the satanist ogaga is the famed talkative tpia. are you not ashamed tpia? How old are you?

I am talkative? anyway, na you sabi. Dont know what your definition of chat is but it seems different from mine.


@ Ogaga

beware of generalizing from your personal vendetta.

babaearly:

The only person still chatting with the pedophile abuzola and the satanist ogaga is the famed talkative tpia. are you not ashamed tpia? How old are you?

mind ya own business

Babaearly is one old fool, ignoring him is the best thing

Abuzola is one old pedophile
ignoring him is the best thing

@bawolomo
wetin u and banom get 4 tpia sef?

I accept to be a pedophile than to be an old fool like babaearly

the next person who calls tpia for no reason on this forum- may his fingers stick together and render him/her unable to type.

amen.

tpia.:

the next person who calls tpia for no reason on this forum- may his fingers stick together and render him/her unable to type.

amen.

And may his minds block too, amen

Abuzola:

I accept to be a pedophile than to be an old fool like babaearly

Won't you take back those words? Imagine if I quote it somewhere else

U need to change ur id to dance of shame

Abuzola:

U need to change your id to dance of shame

exactly old man. Your id sounds, zooish

A guy said that God is foolish because he was approaching a tree and did not know that it did not have truth, so he cursed the tree
The highest quality of a spiritual religion is that it followers are so agressive on fols of other religions

babaearly:

The only person still chatting with the pedophile abuzola and the satanist ogaga is the famed talkative tpia. are you not ashamed tpia? How old are you?

I was really starting to wonder o. They still create threads and people still chat with them