A Kenyan preacher may have to be more careful in future when choosing where to spread the gospel after getting a beating in a gym where he had taken the word of God.

Like any day in his diary, Pastor Levi, a freelance preacher visited a Kakamega fitness gym early morning as he usually does in the county market, CBD, private homes and businesses.

His message was clear: gym goers are lazy gluttons who don’t read the word.

“No one goes to the gym with plausible intention,” he started off his sermon with a high-pitched tone that brought things to standstill in the gym.

These words got the attention of the gym instructor but the pastor put his forth case.

“Allow me ten minutes I share a word with your members,” he pleaded.

The gym instructor Pablo, was just about to eject him when the trainers who had turned up for morning aerobics asked him to let the pastor be.

“Muache aseme chenye anataka (Let him say what he came for),” they demanded.

Pablo let him be and gave him only five minutes if he had anything important to say,

“You are greedy eaters and drinkers who never fast and pray that’s why you have registered for aerobics. You spend thousands every month to cut weight when you could simply pray and fast then take the thousands to orphans and widows if you were true to the biblical teachings,” he said.

Then pointing at a pair of four ladies in tight training gear he added;

“There are ladies who come here with sole intent to get the body shape to win people’s husbands, those you call sponsors. That will take you to hell it is time to pray and fast the good shape and good husband will come with fasting,” he added.

At this point trainers wondered why the man of the cloth had been given time to address them in the first place, “Fukuzeni ako kamtu (Kick that guy out),” said a twenty-something year old woman.

Pastor Levi also made it clear that he was also not impressed with the “satanic” dressing at the gym.

“What can someone not see in this woman,” he said as he learned towards the cleavage of a trainer.

“What is that man showing women in the gym?” He asked as he pointed at a popping manhood of yet another trainer in tight-fitting gear.

Then he moved towards a lady in pedal pushers,

“Mama what are you putting on, who cannot see your husbands property? This gym is a house of lusting,” he said.

Unknown to him, his words were getting onto his audience’s nerves and before he knew it, he was down on the floor courtesy of a speedy uppercut punch from a male trainer.

Then the women descended on him with kicks, blows and abuses forcing Pablo to intervene and shield him.

“Even prophets were roughed up, some killed and put in jail,” he could be heard saying as he took to his heels.

“You are greedy eaters and drinkers who never fast and pray that’s why you have registered for aerobics. You spend thousands every month to cut weight when you could simply pray and fast then take the thousands to orphans and widows if you were true to the biblical teachings,” he said.

“Even prophets were roughed up some killed and put in jail,” he could be heard saying as he took to his heels.

HungerBAD:
Kenya my Country.

No dull moment in that Country lol. So they beat Pastors up there?the pastor stopped talking about the bible,when he started judging them.

This kind of beating in Nigeria, should be reserved for Apostle Sulaiman.

His prophesies are 0 over 10.

hahn:
Hahaha
And incompetent Jehovah did nothing to save him

Its Kenya again making headlines!

This part got me ROTFL

"he was down on the floor courtesy of a speedy uppercut punch from a male trainer."

Ishilove:
I don't care if it is Kenya or Kazahkstan. The story cracked me up

hahn:
Hahaha

And incompetent Jehovah did nothing to save him

Mintayo:
He went there looking for trouble. He didn't go there to win souls. I would have beaten him too.

uboma:



Would your Allah have been able to do otherwise

KingAdegoke:
dude is atheist.

uboma:




I withdraw my comment then

Ishilove:
I ignore them most times. All they do is go around trolling believers.

flamingREED:
The preacher gave the uppercuts rather.




I like his courage.


For their rage,
It's not new.

John was beheaded for speaking the same kind of direct personal truth.

Ishilove:

This preacher stepped into the lion's den

Ishilove:

This preacher stepped into the lion's den

hahn:
Hahaha

And incompetent Jehovah did nothing to save him

uboma:




I withdraw my comment then

Rednaxelot:
Kenya as usual!
This pastor na commedian aswear, reading all the nonsense he was saying!

The preacher should thank his star the gym was was not in a place like Kaduna and Kano, only God knows where in space his soul will be now.

Those who guard their lips preserve their lives,
but those who speak rashly will come to ruin.
Proverbs 13:3 (NIV)

Trapnews:

This is not funny. Do not draw calamity to yourself. Meanwhile, pray to have sense