Those childhood insults that used to pain someone.
1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.”
It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.
2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?’
The ajepako was strong with this one.
3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”
HOW, ABEG?
4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”
Hian!
5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.”
Why did we drag Babangida into it?
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”
The kuli kuli must have been a badass.
7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.”
Why did this even pain us?
8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.” ah
This still makes no sense.
9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”
Why is he even climbing maggi?
10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.”
Wetin concern me?
11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.”
Kai! This one used to pain.
12. “You poo here, poo here, poo here, dey find the LCM.”
This one was just extra razz.
13. “You bombastic element.”
Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain.
14. “American dusting powder.”
Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.
15. “Born by mistake.”
Ouch!
16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”
The most annoying answer to “what?”
17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.”
When you hear this song, you know there is hole somewhere.
18. If I slap you, you will see yourself in America...
I can't stop laughing.
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Now I wish no 18 will come true

tolugar:
Now I wish no 18 will come true

I Don dey wait make the guy come slap me... . I really won go that America

Lol...thank God we all grown up now tho

"Your father".. Those days na these two words dey cause fight, then when you're dealing with the bagga that said it, one brother will now seperate you guys, he'll now ask you "what happen?", you go come begin cry explain (and na u dey win the fight o.. ) chai, but now na casual word..