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Re: . by joseph1832(m): 9:44am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Ishilove:I smiled when I read Amicable09 say I'm 35. Synzu said I'm 49, staunchlord said I'm 42, heck, it's nice to keep em guessing. |
Re: . by amicable09(f): 9:53am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Ishilove:Hahahaha. Ishi a guy born in 1832, and you are Epping his football age . At least, 35 looks more like it. Joseph, a picture of you at 29 here and I'll post your real picture! You know what I'm capable of 1 Like |
Re: . by amicable09(f): 9:56am On Sep 25, 2016 |
joseph1832:Lolz. Prove me wrong Joe! I'm 'pictures ready' to provide solid proof Don't make me get my calculator and do the exact calculation here and now! 1 Like |
Re: . by joseph1832(m): 9:59am On Sep 25, 2016 |
amicable09:LOL. A picture of me at 29, okay, yeah right. If you want to know what I look like all you have to do is ask. |
Re: . by joseph1832(m): 10:03am On Sep 25, 2016 |
amicable09:LOL. Please indulge me. You seem to have done your home on me pretty well. Never knew I held this much interest to you? |
Re: . by Synzu(m): 10:07am On Sep 25, 2016 |
joseph1832: Either way, you're still an old fart. Have fun anyway, life is but a lightning. It strikes in one place at a time. If there's one thing I admire, the youthfulness you exude shows just how much you plan on milking this life of every drop of what it has to offer. I can only "hope" to be that zesty when I become an old fart. Live Longer & Prosper, HBD. 6 Likes |
Re: . by amicable09(f): 10:08am On Sep 25, 2016 |
joseph1832:Hahahaha. You have come o. I just wanted to remind you that I know my math very well especially subtraction of four digit numbers . And I'm also good at coding, encoding and decoding. |
Re: . by amicable09(f): 10:13am On Sep 25, 2016 |
joseph1832:I saw Victor's picture on FP claiming to be 23 or 24 can't remember which. I believe him. I'm gonna use that same eyes I used to look and believe his picture to marry your pix and age. I hereby request for a good looking fair bearded 29 year old picture of Joe on his 35th birthday 1 Like |
Re: . by bibijay123(f): 10:18am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Happy birthday to one of my favorite nairalander, may you live long to celebrate many more years. May d good lord bless ur new age and crown you with his glories. Have fun today! Cheers joe! 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: . by joseph1832(m): 10:20am On Sep 25, 2016 |
amicable09:No doubt. You're an intelligent girl. But hey, sometimes mathematicians are wrong. amicable09:LMAO! You're not serious. if you really want to know my age, just ask, and i'll tell... discreetly, over dinner. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: . by Ishilove: 10:30am On Sep 25, 2016 |
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Re: . by Ishilove: 10:33am On Sep 25, 2016 |
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Re: . by Synzu(m): 10:39am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Ishilove: Your signature's so dramatic. One could photographically imagine that lil scene |
Re: . by joseph1832(m): 10:42am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Ishilove:No be small thing oh. I'm not even surprised. You know how I like to keep 'em guessing. |
Re: . by obontami: 10:53am On Sep 25, 2016 |
I'm coming bro I'm in the church naw Modified Happy birthday to you man joe, may your days be filled with joy and sucess Many happy returns bro 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: . by lezznjr: 10:59am On Sep 25, 2016 |
joseph1832:Dare I suggest your age oscillating between varying numbers is a reflection of the dazed punches you have landed them? 1 Like |
Re: . by Nobody: 11:01am On Sep 25, 2016 |
daxlasaint:Happy Birthday! LLNP! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: . by joseph1832(m): 11:03am On Sep 25, 2016 |
lezznjr:You can say that again. I guess the imp saying I'm 49 is metaphorically saying I've dealt him T.K.O 49 times. 2 Likes |
Re: . by lezznjr: 11:05am On Sep 25, 2016 |
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Re: . by dollyjoy(f): 11:05am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Happy birthday. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: . by lezznjr: 11:23am On Sep 25, 2016 |
dollyjoy:Happy birthday? Is that how you wish happy birthday? Common girl, say it right! 1 Like |
Re: . by Deejavuu(f): 11:38am On Sep 25, 2016 |
Happy birthday to the guy that's always 'Lmao '. Do you still have an ass wishing you everything good and sweet! Enjoy!!!! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: . by Ishilove: 12:42pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
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Re: . by dollyjoy(f): 12:43pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
lezznjr: May Good things never cease in your life as you turn plus one today. Wishing long life and prosperity, happy birthday andddddddddddddddddddd More sperm to your dick cc Joseph1832 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: . by lezznjr: 12:50pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
dollyjoy:Lolz, naughty girl. Baby, you can't really wish a man more sperm to the dick. A man's spermbank never runs out. We keep spawning sperm till time ticks our time here away. Wish us more pussiés to deposit our nutrients. Since one drop of sperm is the equivalent of a basketful of assorted fruits. 1 Like |
Re: . by dollyjoy(f): 12:52pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
lezznjr:Lolz. That is granted already, Joseph is a slayer. Don't ask me how i know |
Re: . by lezznjr: 12:57pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
dollyjoy:Even if I were stupid enough to ask, do not answer. I have built a psychological image of you in my head and I want it intact when I finally have my cork disappear into your sweet, little orifice. 1 Like |
Re: . by dollyjoy(f): 1:01pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
lezznjr: Oooooooooooooooooh my! Lezz has started what he knows best 2 Likes |
Re: . by lezznjr: 1:05pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
dollyjoy:What have I done, Joy? This is romance section, is it not? I'm making a statement of perception and intentions. 1 Like |
Re: . by dollyjoy(f): 1:12pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
lezznjr: That's too raw and |
Re: . by lezznjr: 1:21pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
dollyjoy:Get use to it, girl. I paint a vivid picture to my girls of what I intend doing to them, so they can live the moment with me in a synchronized motion of body and mind when my rod finally parts your soft elastic gate. |
Re: . by Aminat508(f): 1:28pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
My jossy... Happy Birthday dear, LLNP Joseph1832 How old are you now? 1 Like 1 Share |
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