1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep
on spreading”


2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because
each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch
doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a
factory in China catches fire”.


3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about
inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”


4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you
“I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an
umbrella”.


5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos
or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used
to pain.”


6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is
when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw
adidas lines on your face”.


7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he
has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole
that she didn’t even drill it herself.”


8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but
expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours Your
level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.


9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture
with you before just make that request and stop forcing
Photo Grid to bring you together.”


10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a
man and created a loudspeaker”.


11. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in
a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the
men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in
public.”


12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically
fit because of running from one man to another”


13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it
well because you represent the whole country”


Which of the Quote do you like most?

Lol. That number 12.