Everyone knows what an illegitimate child is. The one that never gets claimed when people
are around. You go to the family’s home and there are pictures around the house of everyone but that one child. Being the side guy is almost the exact same thing except in this case you aren't screwing your family.
A lot of you know guys or
have even been the side guy to a girl or to a number of girls at a time. There are pros and cons to being the side guy and here are a few life has taught me. You can add yours

Pros:
1) You Don’t Deal With Bullsit – If you're the main guy you had to work your way into her kini.
You'll do stuff like taking her out on dates, watching telemundo, talking about her prior relationships and guy problems, and being that shoulder to lean on. These are demanding tasks that cause a lot of unneeded stress. But if you want her kini, it’s just something you have to deal with. Being the side guy exempts you from all these issues because she
doesn’t expect you to do any of this. All you have to do is pop your third leg when her man is away and do things in the bed that he doesn’t.

2) You Are Incognito- You never have to worry about being caught with another girl because she’s worrying about the same thing with her man. She sweats every time she gets an unexpected call thinking her boyfriend is coming to see her earlier than expected. On the other hand you’re trying to go 3 rounds in the sack and show her that piledriver move you just learned on pornhub.
You can do whatever you want and she can’t say anything so you are free to mess with other
girls and avoid her calls or text if you got other girls lined up.

3) Unlimited Boottie - If you are a REAL GUY who knows his way with girls, you will take full advantage of this and turn being the side guy into a blessing. If you
are a lot of girls’ side guy, you will have an unlimited supply of kini. You will never have to worry about having dry deek syndrome again (Symptoms include cobwebs and dust flying out ya boxers every time you pull your trouser down to piss). If your stroke game is on point, you could have Mary on Monday, Ngozi on Tuesday, Adesuwa on Wednesday, Aisha on Thursday, Ekaete on Friday and Osas on Saturday. Obviously you should take Sunday off to recuperate because that’s the Sabbath and the Lord said “And on the 7th day I rested.”

Cons:
1) You Can’t tell anyone who you're screwing - have you ever been chilling with your guys and y’all are talking about chicks. Everybody is telling a story of some chick they had screwed, but when it’s your turn you tell the story but try to leave out names?You know what happens next??
“Ahhh! Ogbeni you dey lie."
You just sit there while those dummy’s clown you. When in fact you smacking the baddest chick in the group. You just have to keep your secret. Its tough and it sucks. But if you want to keep your kini around, y’all have to keep it lowkey. And your dumbass friends aren’t the ones you should tell if you are trying to keep a secret.
2) You Can’t Count On Her For Anything- As soon
as soon you guys are done screwing, she disappears like willie willie and some nights you could be really lonely and you need some kini. You call her up but she dodging your call like it's a bullet and she's Leo in The Matrix because she’s with her guy.
She can never fit into your schedule because she’s always with her boyfriend on booty call hours, so you always have to fit into her schedule.
That’s just another common side guy sacrifice.


3) You could get caught - Her boyfriend finally figures out about y’all and starts foaming at the
mouth. You just bleeped up and you know it.
If he gets a hold of you, the only way he's letting you go is if you magically un-screw his girl! You could get beaten, suffer an acid bath or even killed... All because of kini.

4) She’s Not Yours -You log into Instagram and you see pictures of her at shoprite with her boyfriend Feelling that love and getting those likes on Instagram and you can't help but get jealous. Truth is, you'v broken a side guy rule by starting to fall for her. And while she may like you. She loves bf #1.
Your friends may say “well at least you're screwing” but in your mind, and reality, you wish you were doing more than that.Sometimes you want to be the one she's posting about on fb, or the one taking her out to dinner, surprising her with gifts. But that isnt your place. In most cases, you two don’t even go out in public and when you do, you’re introduced as "my riend”
Being a side guy isn’t all good. especially if you start to catch feelings and you wake up and realize you’re just a flame.

Like every other thing in life, being the side guy has its ups and downs, and chances are, as an average male you’re going to experience this at least once in
your life. Over all it’s a dope eye opening experience. I hope this knowledge can help you be prepared for your next 007 adventure with a cheating girl.
Chao!

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hmmmmm I have nothing to post but op that number 1 and 4 is so true, I can relate.

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saintfellow:
hmmmmm I have nothing to post but op that number 1 and 4 is so true, I can relate.

abi...hehe. you could add yours for us to learn na

Beemhan:
abi...hehe. you could add yours for us to learn na

lol bro, what u posted is so on point.
u have said it all.

So far I can get my benz through her expressway puna. Am satisfied. Who main boo help?

krissconnect:
So far I can get my benz through her expressway puna. Am satisfied. Who main boo help?

Most side dudes are living in denial like this guy above ^^^.

Diddyydiva:
Funny

Diddyydiva:
Funny

Can't help but suspect these two

Nice piece OP

the side nigga is the best tariff on the friendzone

polariss:
the side nigga is the best tariff on the friendzone

hahaha! dope!! amma steal that

2kurupt:

Most side dudes are living in denial like this guy above ^^^.




Can't help but suspect these two
Nice piece OP

thank brah

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