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Random Thoughts by DONFASZY(m): 12:54pm On Oct 16, 2009
at age 4 success is not piddling your pants.
at age 12 success is having friends.
at age 17 success is having your drivers license.
at age 35 success is having money.
at age 50 success is having money.
at age 70 success is having your drivers license.
at age 75 success is having friends.
at age 80 success is not piddling your pants.
Re: Random Thoughts by aristole(m): 2:10pm On Oct 16, 2009
Please,decode this encoded message.
And u can abuse very well.
Re: Random Thoughts by DONFASZY(m): 3:11pm On Oct 16, 2009
aristole:

Please,decode this encoded message.
And u can abuse very well.


@aristole
dem send u?haba

no road o, troubled freak
Re: Random Thoughts by DONFASZY(m): 6:04pm On Oct 16, 2009
Sex jokes, not suitable for young children like aristole,sweetliet,flexystar


A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.

As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replied: “All I wanted to do was to Bleep your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: “What are you thinking now?”

He replied: “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

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