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Romance Joke by Nobody: 4:10pm On Oct 04, 2016
I wonder why women are so hard to please!
My wife went out leaving our new born baby in the hands of our maid.
The little boy kept crying and the maid did all she can but he kept crying till she brought out her breast to give him and he stopped crying.
As the small boy was sucking the breast, i entered and saw it, i was so angry and afraid that he could contact disease from there, i shouted for the girl, but she told me that nothing is coming out of the breast but i didnt believe her, i decided to suck the breast too, to confirm, as i was sucking her breast, my wife came in, upon all my explanation, she refused to understand....
Please tell me did i do anything wrong in making sure our son is not poisoned?
written by nzeokafor
Re: Romance Joke by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 04, 2016
stephenmorris:

I wonder why women are so hard to please!
My wife went out leaving our new born baby in the hands of our maid.
The little boy kept crying and the maid did all she can but he kept crying till she brought out her breast to give him and he stopped crying.
As the small boy was sucking the breast, i entered and saw it, i was so angry and afraid that he could contact disease from there, i shouted for the girl, but she told me that nothing is coming out of the breast but i didnt believe her, i decided to suck the breast too, to confirm, as i was sucking her breast, my wife came in, upon all my explanation, she refused to understand....
Please tell me did i do anything wrong in making sure our son is not poisoned?
written by nzeokafor



I see u bro...

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Re: Romance Joke by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 04, 2016
OP

Re: Romance Joke by Nobody: 4:18pm On Oct 04, 2016
grin






The mumuness is on it's peak...
Re: Romance Joke by Nobody: 4:18pm On Oct 04, 2016
So funny that I forgot to laugh undecided undecided

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Re: Romance Joke by Nobody: 4:32pm On Oct 04, 2016
Diddyydiva:
So funny that I forgot to laugh undecided undecided
thank you ,you can go and laugh in your toilet now
Re: Romance Joke by Nobody: 4:34pm On Oct 04, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin






The mumuness is on it's peak...
which mumuness

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